the rusty trombone

a complicated sexual maneuver where the woman is on her knees while the male is standing up. the woman is behind the man licking his butthole while reaching her arms under his legs and consecutively jerking him off.

The rusty trombone sure felt good last night.

by #vaginemerker69 December 2, 2017

frosty trombone

when your"lady friend" takes a load of your spunk in her cake hole, she firmly presses her lips to your B-hole and blows the load into your rectum while giving you a reach around

Your mom plays a mean Jazz frosty trombone

by B-shift May 20, 2008

Throbbin Hood

Pulsatile erection sheathed in a condom pre-final destination.

After fumbling in the dark Mandy turned on the light and gasped with delight at the size of Wayne's throbbin hood.

by cpRtech July 18, 2007

throb n' sob

Sex accompanied by profuse crying by the male counterpart(s), usually performed with emotional Maroon 5 music playing in the background

Me and Fatihma had the wildest throb n' sob to celebrate my vasectomy last week

by schlongswinger99 November 9, 2015

blue vein throbber

when the dick is at its fullest erection,when the vein in the penis is sticking out due to extreme horneyness.

come here baby, and relieve this big "blue vein throbber".

by randall March 21, 2003

thromise

A combination between a threat and a promise.

Teacher: I'll get my ruler, I swear!
Student: Is that a thromise?

by Le David Raab August 24, 2006

rusty trombone

Having your brown eye tongue punched while simultaniously reciving a hand job.

Want to play a tune on my rusty trombone?

by Ballicker October 18, 2008