Theodore

Someone who often sleeps with his brother and gets 0 bitches.

"Theodore sleeps with his bro"
"Theodore is ass at video games"

by Curtis Edward Wray January 21, 2022

Kangaroo Theodore

An Australian amalgam when shortened describes the act of being ‘rooted’, meaning to be in a bad state.

The term coming from the abbreviated version of kangaroo being ‘roo’ and Theodore being ‘Ted’, hence… ‘rooted’.

Shit Johnno, there’s no way I’m going to work today, I went on the piss with Robbo last night and I’m absolutely Kangaroo Theodore

by LeeNorman May 13, 2023

Theodore

there’s no such thing as cyber bullying

Just tell that kid “listen here buster, your talking to the guy with the biggest cock on the playground”

It gets them every time.

It’s just Theodore with his big ass cock!

by BBCMSU October 17, 2025

Theodore Thiefman

Another name for James Duffin, chief theif of food in the Nottingham area.

-"Who's nicked my cracked black pepper crisps? Was it Clive Crackedpepperman?"
-"Fraid not mate, it was Theodore Thiefman again."

by Gemma Carr November 14, 2004

Theodor

That one kid who believes in communism, loves people like Putin or Marx, and bases his whole personality around it

Theodor: I love Putin
Someone else: Shut up
Theodor: I love Stalin

by PeterGriffin29 March 13, 2023

Theodore

Lit 🔥 he yeets people all day long he’s athletic and likes donkeys he is stupid sometimes

#1-Theodore is kinda annoying today
#2- omg I onow

by Alaynadumby October 2, 2018

Theodore Harris

A stupid idiot who needs to stop being such a fucking comedian and will be banned

"I heard Theodore Harris would be at your house"

"I'm sorry for your loss."

by Partyinaelevator March 23, 2025