Phill the Tugboat

This person is a haus. He will amaze you with his beauty and orange hair, he may even burn you with it. He's got a fire in his heart, but most of all he's a kind and sensitive person. Phill is simply amazing and loves his best friend Eddie very much and Neill slightly less. He is very nimble and very quick, he loves to jump on pogo sticks

OMG is that Phill the Tugboat?! Of course, it is!

It's a bird, it's a plane, no! It's Phill the Tugboat!

by eddie 12345678 May 18, 2018

Egyptian Tugboat

when one is unable to reach their destination (climax) so she has to aggressively manipulate by hand until everything breaks free

Her Suez Canal felt so good I wanted to stay in there forever, but she wanted me to finish (I suspect to let others in) so she gave me the old “Egyptian Tugboat”.

by MiBest March 29, 2021

Egyptian Tugboat

when one is unable to reach their destination (climax) so she has to aggressively manipulate by hand until everything breaks free

Her Suez Canal felt so good I wanted to stay in there forever, but she wanted me to finish (I suspect to let others in) so she gave me the old “Egyptian Tugboat”.

by MiBest March 29, 2021

Gravy Tugboat

It's the gravy tugboat

Ask your waitress "Yo can I get a gravy tugboat?"

by G-strangy April 04, 2024

tugboat willy

When 5+ men give each other a douche rudder in a circle

The night started off as a circle jerk, but by the end, we were having a good ole tugboat willy

by Kitszo October 17, 2020

Tugboat

An obese woman who enjoys giving handjobs.

"I was afraid that tugboat last night was going to give me torsion."

by This is your Face on ACID July 28, 2008

Tugboat

1.When someone goes to the toilet under the pretenses of taking a shit, but instead has a wank.
2.When someone goes to the toilet for a shit, and has wank while they're there.

"Okay, see ya guys, I'm going for a tugboat"
"My shit turned into a tugboat"

by Tugboat'sAreBest April 13, 2015