When two people are obsessed with each other. They are each considered "thirsty." Also known as "whipped."
by Rick the Roster April 8, 2016
Get the mutual thirstmug. To travel a great distance round trip in one night just to possibly get turned down for some pussy by some hoe that don't even like you. Most thirst missions are usually accomplished by young men seeking the everlasting feeling of success of smashing on a young west coast damsel.
Ryan drove all the way to San Jose on his thirst mission. Bitch never gave up the pussy so he had to head back to Sac.
Andrew made us hella mad when he ditched us to go on his thirst mission.
thirsty
Andrew made us hella mad when he ditched us to go on his thirst mission.
thirsty
by sanchmas May 21, 2014
Get the Thirst Missionmug. An invisible bug that bites unsuspecting sex-deprived males, causing the victim to become "thirsty". The longer the male has been sex- deprived, the more severe his symptoms will be. The bite will cause the male to:
1) Be willing to have sex with undesirable, even hideous or fat, women (The greater the thirst, the lower the standards)
3) make creepy advances toward women that are out of his league
3) Lack the ability to flirt with women that are in his league
3) Become oblivious to clear signs of rejection from any woman
The only cure for this tragic condition is for the male to have sex with an attractive female. If you see a male that is starting to exhibit any of these symptoms, find him an acceptable bitch immediately!! Before he suffers from severe thirst!
1) Be willing to have sex with undesirable, even hideous or fat, women (The greater the thirst, the lower the standards)
3) make creepy advances toward women that are out of his league
3) Lack the ability to flirt with women that are in his league
3) Become oblivious to clear signs of rejection from any woman
The only cure for this tragic condition is for the male to have sex with an attractive female. If you see a male that is starting to exhibit any of these symptoms, find him an acceptable bitch immediately!! Before he suffers from severe thirst!
Garret: "Lamar why the hell would you fuck that weak bitch? She's a zero!!"
Lamar: "I couldn't resist man, I was bitten by the thirst bug"
"Man i really shouldn't fuck this girl, she's the biggest slut on campus... ahhh shit i've been bitten by the thirst bug!!"
Lamar: "I couldn't resist man, I was bitten by the thirst bug"
"Man i really shouldn't fuck this girl, she's the biggest slut on campus... ahhh shit i've been bitten by the thirst bug!!"
by Lebron Flocka James April 13, 2014
Get the Thirst Bugmug. Anyone who is so desperate to have sex with anyone that it doesn't matter who it is they will just let any person quench their thirst for another persons DNA in or on their body
by 0808NAX March 1, 2018
Get the DNA Thirstmug. No thirsting or simping for anyone on the first Tuesday of each month. You may admire but das it or else you go to horny jail.
"Oh damn look how hawt he looks I just wanna ravish him!"
"No, stop it Emmie you horny bítch! You'll go to horny jail if you don't stop. Today is the first Tuesday of the month which is No Thirst Tuesday so no simping or thirsting allowed!"
"C'mon Haven you're no fun!"
"I'm only following No Thirst Tuesday."
"No, stop it Emmie you horny bítch! You'll go to horny jail if you don't stop. Today is the first Tuesday of the month which is No Thirst Tuesday so no simping or thirsting allowed!"
"C'mon Haven you're no fun!"
"I'm only following No Thirst Tuesday."
by Haven_707 March 2, 2021
Get the No Thirst Tuesdaymug. Noun, internet slang. Pejorative term for people on social media, primarily females, who are ‘content creators’ where the content:
1. Creates thirst by being provocative or erotic
2. Funnels followers to an OnlyFans channel (or similar subscription platform) for monetization.
Can also apply to non-internet interactions that follow a similar pattern; see exotic dancers.
1. Creates thirst by being provocative or erotic
2. Funnels followers to an OnlyFans channel (or similar subscription platform) for monetization.
Can also apply to non-internet interactions that follow a similar pattern; see exotic dancers.
Person A: Dude, I found your sister’s IG. Wow.
Person B: Yeah…she’s a thirst farmer. Mom doesn’t know she spends all day growing her OF subs.
Person A: Guess that’s one way to pay for college!
Person B: Yeah…she’s a thirst farmer. Mom doesn’t know she spends all day growing her OF subs.
Person A: Guess that’s one way to pay for college!
by Clubbedthumbs July 24, 2022
Get the thirst farmermug. by Loso F March 30, 2016
Get the Thirst murkermug.