Steven

(pn) A big-mouthed cock-sucking douche bag that can pack more fudge than cracked out Oompaloompa in Willy Wonka's chocolate factory.

Shakwonda: "Dat bitch weave look like some raggedy ass monkey hair you buy at the nine-nine cent store"

Kiki: "mmmmm-hmmmm"

Croneisha: "Sound like sumthing you call steven"

by Goochtamer June 24, 2011

Steven

My cute, caring, loving, loyal, honest boyfriend that nobody will ever have besides me, he is mine and you can fight me on that. I love you baby❤️🥰

Mine (Steven)

by Steven’s Girl❤️❤️ April 25, 2019

Steven

The douche canoe with a decent dick that knows how to use it due to the fact that he is a man whore.

“Oh geez did you see what Greg has been doing to Cindy?”

“Ya he’s being a right Steven about it”

by Cnafr April 18, 2022

Steven

The weird stinky kid in the back of your ela class

Student 1: it reeks in here
Student 2: yeah its Steven

Steven: IT IS WEDNESDAY MY DUDES

by Carley.Aleese July 19, 2020

Steven

Steven is a short ass mf with wire brush looking hair that is hung like a horse

Steven is a little man that’s got a big cock that has a shadow

by Jl1836)4963 November 22, 2021

Steven

A Steven came to Canada from the Philipines and usually has a crush on a basic white girl. Steven is lazy at school but is really good at video games.

I really need a Steven in my life

by jhijbiuvyh April 19, 2022

Steven

\stee-vin\ noun

1. A drunk.

2. Alcoholic beverages.

-verb- To get Stevened
1. To drink...usually to excess.

Oh my god...Look at that Steven all passed out!

Hey, pick me up a bottle of Steven on your way over.

How Stevened are you?!?!

by Ralonz October 21, 2007