Ronan

Someone with a large penis and can impregnate with only a glare

Wow he's such a ronan

by Ronan ghostkeeper November 23, 2019

Ronan Malster

A massive lover of pigeons , especially stepping on them with his bare feet. If you’re in town and hear a random animal noise, don’t worry that’s just ronan having one of his autistic meltdowns

“ronan malster” oh yeah pigeon boy

by callumsdirtyunderwear August 6, 2019

ronan

someone who wanted to collaterally spur world war iii

ronan: after we all become hedonistic bionic transvestites who wipe our asses with the curtains in the palace of versailles, all the major international metropolitan areas will be bombed

by The-real-cobra-queen September 7, 2019

David ronan

A ginger poofter

Look at that poofter over there he looks like a right david ronan

by David ronan February 28, 2018

Ronan

Guy who has a huge cock.

Did, you hear about Ronan’s cock? It’s huge!

by JimBob42 November 13, 2020

Ronan

Ronan is very adorable and cute he likes to dip his balls in soy sauce he once said “ it expands me balls mum” he is usually the shortest friend in the group and they bully him for him for his height but his friends do love him and care for him a lot. He has a best mate that is pretty tall and they are very close they are unstoppable! Ronan tends to get a little jealous of his best friends because he gets all the girls. And when they are together it’s all about his bestfriend and ronan can’t stand that so he likes to chew on him you may be thinking why does ronan Chew on his best friend well you see his bestfriend is very chewy and he’s African so is ronan but he is a white African his best friend is a real African anyway they love riding bikes together they like girls that start with the letter abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz ronan has caramel latte eyes yum yum

“Who’s that?”
“That’s daddy ronan!”

by haylesbels December 29, 2020

Ronan Howell

Coolest and most popular person to ever exist

Ronan Howell is so cool!

by Datfrenchie February 22, 2021