Tweezer Pleaser

A woman who has a knack for giving head to men with small penises

-"yo me and andre just got back to back BJ's from Jenn"
-"Yeah i heard she was a Tweezer Pleaser"
-"Our dicks are so small when we sword fight our belly buttons touch"

by The Big Burger May 29, 2011

prostate pleaser

When a man shits a log so wide that it presses up against his prostate, evoking a sense of euphoria and potential light-headedness as it passes.

Brian had been so backed up for the past few days that he was afraid taking a shit would hurt, but to his surprise just the opposite happened, his shit that day turned out to be a prostate pleaser.

by 1337-F337-100P June 19, 2018

Bathroom Pleaser

A man/woman who constantly has sex in a bathroom.

bob: dudeee i just did the bathroom pleaser across the hall.

joe: how was it man?

bob: i am pleased

by mountain that rhymes August 27, 2013

Malteser pleaser

Another name for someone’s asshole or anus

“God i would love to stick it in her Malteser pleaser”

by Yourtitsbelonginamorgue March 8, 2023