by Wael blox July 17, 2019
In scientific terms, a pedophile is a mental disabiled that that feels the need to try to sharpen the tip of their penis. This is usually achieved by having sex with children under the age of eighteen. This is illegal almost everywhere, but pedophiles persist with having sex with minors because if they do not, they have a high chance of dying and being laughed at for not having a sharp penis.
Some signs of being a pedophile are watching Lazytown and getting an erection when Stephanie is on the screen. Another example is watching Dateline: To Catch a Predator and not laughing at the stupid people who get caught.
Being a pedophile will usually land someone in jail. Some rare cases of pedophiles not being jailed are Barney the Dinosaur, children's musical groups such as The Wiggles and The Doodlebops, and Jesus.
Some signs of being a pedophile are watching Lazytown and getting an erection when Stephanie is on the screen. Another example is watching Dateline: To Catch a Predator and not laughing at the stupid people who get caught.
Being a pedophile will usually land someone in jail. Some rare cases of pedophiles not being jailed are Barney the Dinosaur, children's musical groups such as The Wiggles and The Doodlebops, and Jesus.
Man that is not pedophile: Hey, bro, would you tap that woman's ass?
Pedophile: No, but I'd tap her child's ass.
Man that is not pedophile: I am calling the police.
Pedophile: No, but I'd tap her child's ass.
Man that is not pedophile: I am calling the police.
by B.O.S.Kuro-chan April 24, 2007
a guy named phillip who is over age and just cant seem to get a girl who is of age.
a synonym would be child molester.
a synonym would be child molester.
by tarizard November 4, 2008
"Sad how the non-offending pedophiles who don't want their attraction can't seek help without risking arrest. People who defend pedophiles or act on their desires should get yeeted to a maximum security prison."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022
Pedo: Hey u look hawt
Child: Thanks!
Pedo: wanna date
Child: Yeah! :D
Pedo let’s meet up irl
Child: Okay! My address is 69 Fucker Drive
Pedo: yay thx
The next day.....
Child: Mommy I think I’m pregnant
Mom: NOOOOO!!! WHY MY BABY?!?!?! SHE’S ONLY 10!!!! WHY WOULD THAT STUPID PEDOPHILE DO THAT TO MY BABY
Child: Thanks!
Pedo: wanna date
Child: Yeah! :D
Pedo let’s meet up irl
Child: Okay! My address is 69 Fucker Drive
Pedo: yay thx
The next day.....
Child: Mommy I think I’m pregnant
Mom: NOOOOO!!! WHY MY BABY?!?!?! SHE’S ONLY 10!!!! WHY WOULD THAT STUPID PEDOPHILE DO THAT TO MY BABY
by Princess Cringe May 20, 2018
Michael Jackson was a pedophile
by iliketorapelittlefatkids July 27, 2023
Pedophile is a person who sexualize people that are not 18yo or the age gap between is more then 5y.
Person1:Have you seen Jack he slept with the 12yo and he is 17yo?
Person2:Yeah, he is such a pedophile.
Person2:Yeah, he is such a pedophile.
by factssssssssssssssssssssss.com April 14, 2021