I gave her the ol' Kentucky Thumb and I still can't get all the blood out from under my nail but she thanked me, oh yeah, she thanked me.
by b4dth3r4py May 20, 2021

by s rooster May 20, 2021

Whilst getting dominanted by a faulty 50BMG SLAP round, the shooter who is either getting spanked by recoil and or bitch slapped by gun parts inserts an erect thumb into their jugular vein to control the intense secretion of bodily fluids.
After I tied my RN50 to my ballsack, which exlploded from a 161,000 psi blast, not 85,000 psi. My severed arteries and shredded balls required the maneuver known as the Kentucky Thumb.
by Infamous Griefer May 20, 2021

A sexual position where the thumb of either hand is used by a female to check her the pulse of her (usually male) partner, by inserting it in the anal cavity. Then proceeding to thrust it back and forth to match the heartbeat
by Polyester squirrel jacket May 20, 2021

by For the meme May 20, 2021

-“How was your date last night?”
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“It was alright but the real fun started when she let me give her the ole’ Kentucky thumb”
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“It was alright but the real fun started when she let me give her the ole’ Kentucky thumb”
by BlazinBrazzin420 May 20, 2021

When you make your girl squirt so hard and then ya bottle her up by jammin your big fat .500 magnum recoil-handling man thumb she starts squirting out other holes and screams "ITS WAAAATERMELON TIIIIME!!!"
Brandon boinked her so hard last night he gave her the ol Kentucky thumb and all of a sudden she had a watermelon craving.. weird right?
by Scott the hero May 20, 2021
