shoe geezers

Variation of "shoe gazers", and still pertains to music listener's posture, but slightly changes vernacular to play on their age, as well.
Musician #1: I thought this audience would get into our concert more. You know, show more enthusiasm.

Musician #2: Nah. I'm sure they like our music, but they're shoe geezers, and they enjoy it passively even though it moves them.
by free4all23 June 26, 2009
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Crystal Geezer

A clear, fresh and piquant beverage comprised of water in its purest form minus the plastic plus a tinge of fresh minerals straight from earth's crust
Hey, I'm thirsty. Can you go get me a Crystal Geezer at the gas station?
by D Flawless September 20, 2020
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Geezer Funk

That smell that all old people smell like. It has no better description. it smells like Stetson and Mothballs. Also known (by me) as Foagy Funk, and Old Man Stink.
think of your own fucking example, this site keeps telling me i didnt use the word GEEZER FUNK and makes me retype this, so fuck it.
by Arin Jessup May 06, 2007
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Julius Geezer

A senile old man who believes he is still in control,
but really isn't.
Abe is 95 years old and still comes to the office every day.
He thinks he rules this company like Caesar ruled Rome,
but nobody listens to him anymore.
We call him Julius Geezer.
by goldandsilverowner August 14, 2010
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Geezer teeth

The horrible set of protruding discoloured teeth that enable pommy's to talk with that ridiculous accent.
by springfield cop September 22, 2008
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Fat Geezer

A fat geezer- an olde British term for a fat middle aged homosapien of the male sex. This is a name often used to poke fun at others. Call your mom a fat geezer, she’ll give you a cookie.
by Rob drool March 17, 2020
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Geezer rock

Old school rock. Same as Fogie rock. Rock of the 60's and 70's.
"My Mom and Dad went to see Jackson Browne last night, you know, That geezer rock"
by Summer O' Flannigan November 11, 2008
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