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Gabe

Legend says that the Aztec tribe worshiped the sheer size of this mutha fucka’s cock. Thou who darith to suckith of hath penis yields an eternity of punishment and torcher. Some faggits jack off to this mans because he so Fuggin horny in his ass. His body count is more than the GDP of all of North America. When he walks in the room the essence of his massive shlong is known to cause blindness, deafness, heart attacks, erectile dysfunctions, life threateningly high amounts of hormones, herpes disease, brain damage, COVID-19, and pleasure. Ahhhhh it’s Gabe worry not a bit more little nigga!!
“Gabe is Enough said
by Jaquan’s Glock November 23, 2021
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Gabe

that guy that’s on the doordash grind constantly
I heard about gabe. Made millions on doordash
by gossipblogcom December 2, 2021
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gabe

Gabe is a sexy catboy maid and they have piss kinks and love to suck cock and snort c0ke off of e-girl big mommy milker boobies.They also enjoy meowing at horny old people from Florida
is he hot?
yeah hes a gabe
by catboy maidXD October 14, 2020
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Gabe

gabe is so fucking fat
by iCarly67 September 8, 2019
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Gabe

Gabe is an angel on earth who unlike many is the man you can turn to and a kind soul. A good tall beano who deserves the best and happens to be the best all in the same. We all need a Gabe in our lives. Thank you Gabe.
We all love Gabe. What an angelic man.
by Bitchboiii969 June 6, 2020
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gabeing

Standing around bullshitting with people who are trying to get work done.
Would you quit gabeing please I am trying to get my 15 calls done.
by Austeeeezy09 April 13, 2021
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Gabe

Gabe is the sweetest boy in the whole world! He will make you feel eternally special and treat you better than anyone else! When you meet him you’ll be taken aback by how handsome he is and you’ll fall in love with his smile! You’ll wonder where he has been your whole life! Eternally gentle and sentimental he takes joy in the little things! He means the world to you and you mean the world to him! His face lights up when you see him and he melts your heart completely! You will never be as lucky as someone who has a boyfriend named Gabe!
Wow she’s so lucky to have a boyfriend named Gabe
by Salad <3 January 14, 2023
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