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Freshy Freshenstein

The hippest cat on the block, has all the gear and knows all the music a cool three months before anyone else, but plays it off like it aint no thing.
Check out homeboy over there, trying real hard to make it look like he's not trying really hard, that cat's fresher than Freshy Freshenstein.
by earcher5 April 1, 2011
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Freshie

A name used by high schoolers to describe freshmen.
Junior: damn dude look at that freshie over there
Senior: fuck that kid is small
by words with friends October 22, 2017
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future freshie

a kid in the eighth grade moving into highschool
damn thats a lot of future freshies
by futurefreshie March 11, 2017
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ex-freshie

Someone who has been living in an English speaking country (e.g. UK or USA) for a long time (e.g. 15 or 20 years) but still has poor English skills in terms of speaking and writing. Ex-freshies also have a fresh mentality making them very irritable to work or cope with. Typically this person has moved from a eastern country to a western country. (e.g. India to USA, Pakistan to UK)
Ex-freshie Man: I want all my children to get A's for their GSCE's so they can go off to Oxford and they can become lawyers or doctors.

Ex-freshie Woman: Apart from that I want my daughters to learn how to cook and clean and also gain some weight in order to be perfect wives and make babies.
by TwistyTactix18 June 22, 2012
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Freshie

Juan is such a freshie , Liviu is the biggest freshie though
by VegetablesAreHot June 15, 2020
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freshie

1. The holy grail of footwear, a brand-spankin’-new pair of shoes (or other garment) that you summon from the mystery backroom after enduring the tragic fate of trying on fungus-infested display models.

2. That euphoric moment when you confidently declare, “I’ll take a freshie!” to the part-time, acne-faced employee, who now understands that your standards are higher than Skid Row, LA.

3. The embodiment of newness with the sweet smell of retail victory, often accompanied by a boss strut upon exiting the store, because nothing says "I’m winning" like a new pair kicks that haven't been through months of fake-buyers who pretend they can afford $19 sneakers.
“My friend thought he could pull off the display shoes until I said, ‘Bro, those are so far gone, you need a freshie and a therapist!’”

“When I asked for a new, fresh pair of shoes Jamal looked at me like I was downs. Whoa playa. I'm not the sucka working at Dick's for minimum wage. New fetch my freshies!"
by Sam_Joanneski October 16, 2024
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