Firecracker

A small chemical explosive that people in the U.S.A use to entertain themselves, and harm wildlife.

Mom: Did you put a firecracker under the birdfeeder, Timmy.

Timmy: No

Firecracker: Bang!

Mom: Timmy!

by CreepieCat October 23, 2020

Hairy Firecracker

When you place you hairy nut sack on you significant other’s forehead while she pounds your meat stick with her little hands, as she’s stroking you bust your load in her eyes and start snapping in her ears to create the crackle affect.

“Gimme that hairy firecracker you dirty boy” “say no more”

by anonymous July 3, 2025

Arizona Firecracker

When gay men are having an orgy, when ready to orgasm, where the guys jerk off and shove their cocks in the one mans ass as they cum

"These guys gave Sasha an Arizona Firecracker!"

by Roblox Television Company August 13, 2021

Mississippi Firecracker

A sex position in which an individual fists another, then opens and closes their fist once deep inside.

I gave Kyle the ol' Mississippi Firecracker last week; he hasn't walked straight since!

by TacoRising August 11, 2023

Firecracker

Firecracker is a bitch ass card in Clash Royale which sometimes you just want to go up to her and do the Will Smith slap due to her fucked up dodging skills. If you use this motherfucker, you probably have no family since you probably use Mega Knight and Electro Giant in your stupid-ass deck too (No wonder why your dad left). This card is only used by gay bitches who hate their life and want to commit suicide. If you see a useless piece of shit using this card, you might as well feel bad for the motherfucker since it has no other option in life other than using this douchebag card that needs a nerf. They have no bitches and are a virgin. What a way to live life.

No wonder why he uses the firecracker. He's a fucking virgin.

by shithead ♛ July 27, 2022

evo firecracker

evo firecracker is a card in the greedycells game cash royale, it take entirrely 0 skill to use and is probably used by a 500lb man who thinks they need to buff megaknight, p2w's the game and loves giving clash paypal money

person1: hello im gonna spam megaknight and evo firecracker at the bidge
person2: thanks for coming out of the closet

by anonymous February 28, 2024

Firecracker

A 3 elixir card from the popular game Clash Royale that plays the role of an anti swarm that is unlocked in spooky town (arena 12.) But because Clash Royale is the 7th layer of pay to win hell, it is common to see people running around with evolved firecrackers like a kid with down syndrome in the Walmart freezer isle almost every game as early as arena 8. The moment your opponent places down an overleveled ass evolved firecracker in arena 8, you might as well throw your phone into the ocean because the water has a better chance of playing the game and winning than you.

Free to play sane person: You play Clash Royale? What deck are you running?
Mentally retarded gaylord: I'm utilizing an evolved, technologically advanced, pyrotechnic-based card assortment🤓.
Free to play sane person: What arena are you in?
Mentally retarded gaylord: Arena 10 and I only spent $900 on firecracker🤓!
Free to play sane person: *Loads shotgun*

by 9/11 jenga ad January 2, 2024