you little astronaut

nice way of insulting someone. Also a Vsauce reference.

Michael: "What's up? Heh. YOU obviously! You little astronaut..."

by Spring-diggli-dobboli-do-Yurta July 8, 2024

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astronaut rainbow

A symbolic image/icon usually identifies a homosexual man that keeps his sexuality to himself and other straight men he has intercourse with.

the man across the room flashes his Astronaut rainbow tattoo at me. He wanted some fun

by Yeah boo. Yeah May 2, 2018

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Astronaut

Katy Perry, because.

Katy Perry: I spent 11 minutes in space. I'm an astronaut. Forget about a monkey that spent 13 days & 17 hours.

by WhiteEntertainmentTelevision April 25, 2025

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The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem

The theory that all male-identifying individuals can be categorized as either a pirate, a cowboy, or an astronaut. Some combination thereof is a possibility, but one classification is always dominant. The categories need no defined criteria because the correct placement is almost always surprisingly obvious.

"I really like him, which is surprising because based on The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem he's more of an astronaut, and I'm usually more attracted to pirate men."
"I get that. I'm mostly into cowboys at the moment, but I could definitely see myself settling down with an astronaut one day."

by hannahmadison69 January 19, 2024

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astronaut pussy

Astronaut pussy: the highest you can get.

After taking another hit. I was higher than a giraffes pussy. Then I took it another level and turn it up a notch. I went to far and got "astronaut pussy." Damm I wish my girl was Here ...

by Lalakett August 9, 2024

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