wooly cow

The most adorable animal known to man, they are also known as Highland Cows, and are a breed of cow native to the scottish highlands and the Outer Hebrides islands of Scotland. They are known to have large horns and a long wooly coat, and a gentle friendly nature. Their milk is rich (though not as much as Elon) and has a high butterfat content, and they are primarily a beef breed. Being a very hardy breed, they can survive in a wide variety of environments, such as the highlands they are from and the odd hellish area known by some as Trump's America. Along with this, the females concieve quickly and the bulls are aggressive and durable breeders, some starting as soon as 13 months old, though it is typically suggested not to record this, as it may be considered CP.

Joe - "Have you seen Sue's wooly cows?"
Mark - "Yeah, not a fan."
*Mark has been deemed a soulless freak.*

by Jeff_139 November 2, 2020

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wooly tomcat

a very unkempt female crotch

when she wore her bathing suit, it was very apparent that she had a wooly tomcat

by kapaddy October 23, 2003

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wooly booger

an amalgamation of feces and toilet paper that clings to anal hairs after wiping. . .also know as a 'dingleberry'

I need to wipe better. . .I found five wooly boogers in the shower this morning.

by John Schiro December 14, 2008

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wooly mammoth

when u sit on someones face while they are sleeping and fart, making your butt hairs trumpet in their face.

"Dude, my upper lip has a rash from that wooly mammoth you gave me last night!"

by skullkrack November 23, 2011

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Wooly Willy

Like a tea bag, to stick your saggin balls on someones face while they are sleeping, but shave you balls while doing it, and arrange the pubes into the shape of a Moustache or Beard

Look, I Wooly Willy'd Ian, and now he has a beard.

by Addiary July 19, 2010

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