Whitney

Whitney is a sidechick. The other women. Whitney slings drinks and hooks up with married men. Whitney is a real homewrecking, brazen, vindictive slut with a wide ass and a bad bleach job. She’s a professional wool puller. She will hurt the innocent for her own gain. Just to cover her tracks. Never trust a Whitney. It’s Whitney Bitch.

Friend 1 : Whitney’s a fake wannabe Quaker!

Friend 2: Yeah, Whitney makes Christians look bad.

Friend 1: Whoever thought Whitney’s were hot. Clearly has never known a Whitney.

Friend 2: Dude. I know.

by Tay4lyfe June 2, 2018

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Pickle whitney

Pickle with mustard wrapped in deli turkey

Wow this pickle whitney is so buss!!

by Dodisay September 10, 2022

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alissa whitney

Sweet, if you get to know her. Kind of shy, but outgoing and crazy if you really know her. Seems to know all the answers. She has trouble in math, but she's brilliant. Usually hiding something, a secret of some sort. Beautiful smile, but super self conscious. Never underestimate her. She's strong and easily angered. Never get on her bad side.

She's beautiful, but she's so mad.

She's obviously an Alissa Whitney.

by Demon daughter of Hades February 25, 2017

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whitney walters

A pole dancing girl who is definitely a Harry Lover. Also pregnant with a cantaloupe.

Harry Lover? Do you mean Whitney Walters?

by Harry Lover <3 November 25, 2017

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Whitney House

The rowdiest house on the Brooks School campus, patrolled by Captain Moore, the 2nd most attractive asian on campus. Whitboys are prone to erratic behaviors such as screaming “AYO SHAWTAY”, “YARRRRGH”, and “EW, THAT’S GROSS”. Other unusual behaviors include collecting artifacts in the woods, squatting on the toilet, and a ritual known as “ram night”.

“Whitney House is gross, but lokey rowdiest dorm on campus”

by Todd Lurfondler January 27, 2019

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