Swamp Donkey

a dread head party girl who drinks vodka till the cows come home and falls over and rolls in the mud >>> ( most are called alex)

by jon June 3, 2003

Swamp Donkey

A nasty skank that you wouldnt touch... but under the influence may be tempted to wordchop.

She is a swamp donkey, but i would still chop her.

by Bill the Shetland Pony August 20, 2003

Swamp Donkey

A BadAss Ford F250 that is strong as a mule. A very powerful man that grew up in South East Texas. Not afraid of, and will serve up a good 'Ol Fashion grass sandwich and always brings a gun to a knife fight. Woman adore him and dudes want to be like him.

I think there was a Swamp Donkey here last night, my Mom made some crazy ass noises all night.

by Mackabilly December 10, 2019

Swamp donkey

A homewrecking hoe, sleezy trash woman with no morals....

That trash isn't nothing but a swamp donkey whore....

by #1 real bitch May 20, 2016

swamp donkey

a particularly ugly female.
the origin is unclear, but is a popular term among ex-pat South Africans.

'Did you have a big night out?'
'Crazy. I woke up next to a swamp donkey.'

by keralite January 3, 2008

swamp donkey

Noun. A woman in desperate need to be fucked. Most often found hounding the keg and handles. Characteristically of wider stature/ or have gained a wider stature (usually after peaking in the beginning of college)

Haha, look at that swamp donkey over there waiting to be slayed!

That girl is such a swamp donkey

by danorlan711 September 22, 2010

Swamp Donkey

An dreadful excuse of a human who would only be touched by your ugliest mate on a footy trip at 5:00am.

"Hey Bazza, don't even think about taking that insipid Swamp Donkey back to our hotel

by David Clonan December 17, 2003