Shaft Shielding

When a projectile on course for collision with your testicles is blocked by your dangling member. This act is often considered a miracle due to the immense pain that would be inflicted had your hanging man-hood not blocked the impact.

"wow i thought i was in for a world of hurt there! Lucky i got shaft shielding or id probably be on the floor crying right now!"

by JLavelle August 16, 2017

pussy shielding

The process by which a female friend or accomplice prevents the potential of sexual intercourse between another female and a male. Often by arousing fears of STDs, pregnancy, or societal scorn (ie "slut").
In summary, The Opposite of Cock Blocking.

Dude, I was trying to get some last night, but Janice's friend totally pussy shielded me.

I'm looking out for my girl, I'm pussy shielding her tonight.

Bitch, stop pussy shielding me, I WANT, to get laid by some dude tonight.

by OhNoTotallyPussyShielded August 28, 2009

genna shields

offfft youd git it.

genna shields oh my. get they bad boys oot;)

by woooop woooop;) November 8, 2012

storm shield

The only way to protect yourself from a thunder hammer.

As I tried to finish my girl with a thunder hammer, she put up a storm shield by covering herself with the sheets.

by Juggy1337 October 20, 2008

cup of shield

AKA cuppa shield

A term used to say that 'fortnite' is not a fun game for them.
'cup of shield' came from the saying 'not my cuppa tea (cup of tea).

1:Do you play fortnite battle royale?
2:Nah, I don't like it.
1:Why not?
2:Ah mate, fortnite is just not my cup of shield.

by muntocunt0 February 26, 2019

fat shield

The layers of fat around and over a fat woman's pussy that makes penetrating her pussy both a workout and a test of physics.

It is important to lift those fat shields otherwise they will just bounce you out.

by lfalsdjfljasdlfjlsad flsajdf l September 6, 2014

Pulling A Shields

The act of doing something dumb and laughing annoyingly afterwords.

"Dude check this out!" *does something stupid and laughs annoyingly*
"Quit pulling a shields"

by SD&JV April 10, 2009