poot

Just like shart a poot, is a when you fart, and shit comes out along with it, except in the poop, toot, form.

The look the teacher gave Johnny made him poot.

by glue is crazy May 19, 2006

Poot

The noise half cats (a cat with no head half, just a butt, hind legs, and tail) make when blowing their whistles with the only hole they have.

"Lim, will you stop pooting?! I need some thinking time."

"Pooootttt poot poooooooooooooooooooot poot!"

"I mean it Lim."

by MasterOfBation[TeeHee] April 24, 2010

poot

an affectionate term mostly used to define cats, but can be used as a noun to show affection toward your love one(s).

I love my furry little poots, they are so loving.

I love you, you're my poot <3

by gracie4938 April 28, 2010

poot

The act of pooing and booting at the same time.

Fred: What happened to you last night?
Dick: Oh man, I ended up pooting from that Chinese food we ate.

by JSpoot January 07, 2008

Poot

a name for a goofy friend who falls a lot.

Nooph is Bon Jon's poot.

by Bon Jon March 23, 2005

poot

poot for those of you who really want to know, is Pennsylvania Dutch slang for an errant weed gone to seed-especially the wind carried seeds of a Dandelion or milk weed pod. I'm sure its origin can be traced back to a similiar word in the High German of the Palatinate of 300 years ago.

"The young girl earnestly made a wish, then sent the poots adrift with the force of one breath."

by pootlover March 23, 2004

Poot

Poot = Poop + Toot. The equivalent of a shart but for anyone under age 2.

I thought you just had a toot but looked and it was really a poot.

by NickPDX September 17, 2014