The only STD not caused by sexual intercourse with another human, Pond Dick occurs when one swims in a dirty pond covered with green, toxic algae. Parasites dwelling beneath the algae cluster around a male's penis when that male jumps into said pond. Upon exiting the pond, the parasites burrow into the penis, leaving a bumpy rash known as Pond Dick. This condition cannot be treated and is generally more feared than the HIV virus.
Brian: I'm not running tomorrow, because I want to go swimming in the pond.
Steve: Aren't you worried you might get Pond Dick?
Brian: You're right. I'll come to practice. The pond has too much green slime. I definitely do not want to obtain Pond Dick.
Steve: Aren't you worried you might get Pond Dick?
Brian: You're right. I'll come to practice. The pond has too much green slime. I definitely do not want to obtain Pond Dick.
by watchdog101 July 31, 2010
Get the Pond Dickmug. by AIDSAID April 5, 2019
Get the Beaver Pondmug. 
by Pond Frog August 31, 2021
Get the pond frogmug. A twice-yearly online aviation event where 1000 people connect to the virtual skies and fly the same routes at the same time across the atlantic. Often times coupled with a lot memes and unanticipated events such as crashing airplanes and hilarious ATC communications
"John, you know, Cross the Pond last week was again a hilarious meme." "Yeah Jack, although the controllers at Kennedy really made this years Cross the Pond superb and highly professional though!"
by Yakkifly October 5, 2019
Get the Cross the Pondmug. Person 1: Im gonna fucking hit you with the Pond blaster
Person 2: no! I don't know what that means. yet.
Person 1: (n) An excretion. A powerful extrection.
Person 2: I don't think thats what it means I think it's Cumming in the sink. I don't know bout you
Person 2: no! I don't know what that means. yet.
Person 1: (n) An excretion. A powerful extrection.
Person 2: I don't think thats what it means I think it's Cumming in the sink. I don't know bout you
by gamer yoda November 19, 2019
Get the Pond blastermug.