Piglet

A security guard, traffic warden, or police officer in training, as opposed to a real cop (pig).

Shit, that bloody piglet gave me a parking ticket for two extra fucking minutes here.

by Bunny92 January 2, 2022

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Payo the piglet

Payo the pig can go by many definitions. She is the pigglyist pig on earth. And snorts all the time. Even though she is bright orange, and looks like 🛑 it’s okay. Because we support her. She also has a toe fetish and goes on only fans posting her feet.

Any un: omg who let the pig

Crust: that ain’t no piggy that’s payo sir
Any un: omg I’m screwed you know what this means
Crust: I’m sorry man it’s over

Payo bots: all hale payo the piglet all hale payo the piglet all hale payo the piglet

* any un gets captured by the bots and lives her life picking mud out of Payos toenails

by Gabbyleegogurt October 31, 2021

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pigletting

To piglet one's partner is to stuff them with food: lemons, apples, limes, rosemary, thyme, cranberries, etc. When engaging in the sexual act of pigletting, it is suggested that one is hung upside down over a low heat fire, and slowly rotated. When such position becomes unbearable, your piglet is ready. Enjoy.

Sam: "hey babe ;) do you wanna try pigletting tonite?"
Olivia: "Yes! Ill be your dirty little piglet! Just remember, I am allergic to lime!"

by YourDirtyLittlePiggy October 5, 2022

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racist piglet

The kids who are trained by their racist parents to utter racial slurs.So,the parents can stay back and laugh,as most victims don't talk back to those kids.

A:Did you hear that racist piglet racially slurring at you?
B:Yeah,but he's just a kid.
A:Fuck him up and when the parents say he's just a kid,tell them 'Fuck your kid and fuck you for training him to be a racist.You are legally responsible for your kid's actions when he's a minor'.

by Kodiak November 29, 2023

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