JFK

Some guy who got assassinated LOLZ!1!11!1

I killed JFK and escaped the feds guys!
Somebody get the FBI!

by IAssasinatedJFK May 25, 2023

JFK

JFK Can mean just fucking kidding , just fucking killing , just fucking know

Just fucking know -
parents: what do you think that

You: I just fucking know he's there

Just fucking kidding-
Boyfriend: I was JFK we did fuck last night and it was amazing not boring

Just fucking killing-
Friend: what are you doing?

You: just jfk

Friend: who are you just fucking killing all night?

You: Jeff

Jeff: are you fucking kidding me?

You: no your going to die!!!!

*evil laugher and screams gunshot*

You: Fred you are now my Accomplice try and turn me in you didn't stop me from killing so you turn me in I'll turn you in

Friend: fine

Director: and cut that's a rap good job Fred, tony and you Jeff you did a good job being dead

by .Lilcat. August 06, 2017

JFK

Missing half his fucking head

JFK: ride in a convertible they said
It will be fun they said

by Simpvilage17 May 19, 2020

JFK

When you go to the barber and get “a little off the top.” Similar to the 360 no scope delivered to former president John F. Kennedy by Lee Harvey Oswald.

“You getting a big haircut?”
“Nothing crazy, just a JFK.”

by Jerry Springer's Wet Daughter January 29, 2022

jfk

an abbreviation for "just fucking kidding"

Marc: Hey Stubby, have you lost weight?
Stubby: RAAAAAAGE!!! Omg, I have weighed the same for 2 years you jerk!
Marc: Chillax, I was jfk

by SterlsSwagger August 06, 2011

JFK

it means Just Fucking Kidding .

Yeah okay, that's why Samy cheated on you... JFK.

by Lilgoofyc February 13, 2018

JFK

John Fortnite Kennedy, one of the best president America had. Sadly he passed away from ligma.

Damn, JFK had ligma. Ligma balls, gottem!

by scrimm August 28, 2018