Turnaround Hound

When a chick looks amazing from behind, only to turn around and face you with an old and/or ugly mug.

"She looked so hot, little did I know she was a Turnaround Hound. What the fuck was I looking at?"

by BoeJundy October 26, 2018

bud hound

A person who is particularly deft at tracking down and helping acquire illicit, substances, especially marijuana. Note: He's not a drug dealer, but rather makes the connection between buyer and seller.

I ran out of weed on Friday night, but this bud hound I know came through in a pinch.

by The Commodore October 16, 2008

The Lava Hound

The sexual act of dousing ones penis in MINNIES Lava Hot Sauce (or any hot sauce with a scoville rating of 1000000+)
Once this step is complete, raw dog her until she gives a fiery dragon roar .

Woman: Please give me The Lava Hound tonight, i want to feel like i want to feel the heat.
Man: Aight bet, Let me go buy some MINNIES Lava Hot Sauce. Tonight i want to make you roar.

*says with anticipation and fear*

by The Anonymous Hound September 4, 2020

pound the hound

To go to prison to visit a friend

D-block is crooked, but mike pound the hound every day so I know what's up.

by praozi December 19, 2011

pound hound

A sexual predator.

That guy was a little bit of a pound hound.

by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018

Clam Hound

a person who enjoys clam shaped items(vessels); to a degree that is concerning

Nate is such a clam hound, I can't believe he put me in this position I need to take a hot bath to heal.

by E.Matty January 24, 2021

Shart Hound

1.) Someone who has an uncanny ability to call people out for sharting

I didn't think anyone noticed when I sharted in class yesterday until that Shart Hound sitting two rows behind me called me out.

by Cunt Wizard December 9, 2014