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intercontinental ballistic missile gambit

The intercontinental ballistic missile gambit is a Chess gambit made by the Bosnian Ape Society. It is a variation of the tennison gambit. The intercontinental ballistic missile gambit is very effective, having a 99.9% win rate. The intercontinental ballistic missile gambit starts with a standard opening, Kings pawn to E4. Afterwards, any move black makes is considered a mistake. After black makes the blunder move, u put your knight to F3. If black played the Scandinavian defense and is now threatening your knight, move the knight to F5 to threaten the Pawn. White expects for black to play Knight to F6. After that, we will offer a pawn by playing D3. Your pawn is expected to be captured because your low on material. After he captures, you capture his pawn back with the dark squared Bishop. After that, any move that black makes will not be too severe to you. So, after black plays his move you will be playing knight F7. This will force black into capturing the knight with a king. After that, play bishop g6 to check black. Now, if u haven’t notice the king is forced to capture the bishop. After that, u will notice that the enemy queen is unprotected which is now the time u strike. You will proceed to launch a RT-2PM2 Topol-M cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile to attack black’s remaining pieces.
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Gambit G

Zesrac sie do rzeki, ale w taki sposob zeby dziewczynka obok stwierdzila i napomniala swojej matuli nastepujace slowa "Mamo, mamo patrz wegorz!". Sam autor przyznaje ze dlugi byl skurwysyn.
Widziales co on odjebal?

Znowu Gambit Gana byl robiony!
Ja pierdole.
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Gambit Lewiatana

Zesrac sie do rzeki, ale w taki sposob zeby dziewczynka obok stwierdzila i napomniala swojej matuli nastepujace slowa "Mamo, mamo patrz wegorz!". Sam autor przyznaje ze dlugi byl skurwysyn.
Widziales co on odjebal?

Znowu Gambit Lewiatana byl robiony!
Ja pierdole.
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Watermelon Gambit

This is when your in school and you draw a penis on the nearest persons paper.
I was pissed whenever Jeffrey hit me with the watermelon gambit in science class.
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Gambit Sandomierski

best chess opening

created by grandmaster ojciec mateusz
person 1: what tf is this opening
person 2: its gambit sandomierski, my favourite
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Anthem Gambit

The act of your own videogame failing due to executive greed, sabotaging it further by removing content or patching bugs that actually improve the player experience until everyone stops playing and then blaming it on a lack of interest.
Person A: "Did you hear what happened to Battlefield 2042? It's an absolute mess."
Person B: "Just another case of the Anthem Gambit."
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Gay Gambit

Gambit is a guy cunt from sky-cheats that wont giveaway his login and pass.
by AnonNigmous February 23, 2019
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