Ernie Headsize

The type of student that knows it all and then some. He’s wicked smart, but always try’s to know more than he needs to. He’s an Ernie headsize. Kinda nerdy but in the Sheldon from Big Bang theory way.
Also used as a greeting when seeing them in public .

I seen Ernie Headsize today! He helped me on my homework.

Ernie Headsizzeee!!! What’s goin on!

by Gartoliosis January 2, 2022

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Ernie spot

Desirable public parking spot, typically up front and center.

I went to the movies last night and can't believe I snagged an Ernie spot.

by Mel A Tonin January 5, 2025

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The Ernie

When you suck your bosses dick to keep or promote your job in the work place.

Blow jobs to justify lack of performance.

I was promoted after I gave my boss The Ernie.

I did The Ernie at work so I didn’t have to work this weekend.

by EFSASK March 6, 2020

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ernie fear

A little piece of shit who thinks he's funny but everyone hates

I swear I hate Ernie fear

by James chargles December 14, 2019

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ernie 5 star

A clumsy dork of the highest order, having just proven as much through a telling action or statement.

But ... only as referred to by a higher level dork, confirmed through the use of this phrase.

Derogatory yet playful.

(watches someone poke an eye with the finger brush)
Ha. Ernie 5 star!

by failureislikely January 24, 2018

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