(v.) the act of sodomizing an unsuspecting homosexual negroid; often results in the contraction of AIDS. When diegoing, the perpetrator lures in a pack of niggers with a bucket of fresh KFC. As the apes feast on the chicken, he thoroughly inspects them, searching for the one with the largest, most African elephant dick.
Although penises with piercings and other tribal deformities are preferred, the largest cock will suffice for diegoing. Once a suitable porch monkey is selected, he will coerce the creature with pictures of female apes. As the negroid achieves a massive erection, the diegoer will sneak up and position his well greased anus above the shaft.
In one swift motion, the perpetrator impales his ass on the cock and rides it like a cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, eventually causing the negroid to ejaculate. In the final step of diegoing, the sick fuck will proceed to collect the semen and pour it over fresh bean tacos, as he is usually Mexican or some corrupt variant. As he eats the tacos, the diegoer smiles with joy, contemplating his next victim.
Although penises with piercings and other tribal deformities are preferred, the largest cock will suffice for diegoing. Once a suitable porch monkey is selected, he will coerce the creature with pictures of female apes. As the negroid achieves a massive erection, the diegoer will sneak up and position his well greased anus above the shaft.
In one swift motion, the perpetrator impales his ass on the cock and rides it like a cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, eventually causing the negroid to ejaculate. In the final step of diegoing, the sick fuck will proceed to collect the semen and pour it over fresh bean tacos, as he is usually Mexican or some corrupt variant. As he eats the tacos, the diegoer smiles with joy, contemplating his next victim.
Diego: My asshole is feeling really tight, you wanna go diego tonight?
Jared: Sure! I'd love to go, although I call dibs on your freshly made semen-covered tacos, I'm too much of a curly headed fucking jew to pay for Taco Bell! Did I mention I'm gay?
Jared: Sure! I'd love to go, although I call dibs on your freshly made semen-covered tacos, I'm too much of a curly headed fucking jew to pay for Taco Bell! Did I mention I'm gay?
by Von Cockenstein January 3, 2011
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by Dark1Mystic March 22, 2017
Get the diego mug.Diego is honestly a loser. He tries to get many girls but doesnt pull any. He isnt that funny (unless you look at him) and is very unathletic. He usually does wrestling because he likes grabbing guys and likes the skin tight uniforms. He is the type of person who thinks he is a genius just because his mommy told him he is. You can usually spot a Diego if a person has no hairline, is under 5ft tall, has a tiny penis, has big buck teeth, is more wide than he is tall, and wears jackets and shorts.
by SandraJ November 13, 2018
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by That guy543 May 25, 2016
Get the Diego mug.Diego is very lighthearted, But he can find people annoying very easily, and will ghost you if you're not entertaining to his standards. That being said he's very close to his family and friends, he'll make sure to put you before himself always. He makes for a great late night of talking or fooling around and makes sure you're left satisfied. He has very old taste in music but a great collection of games. All around a delight to know and will keep you laughing even in hard times, make sure to not let this one go.
by pyrusmaster August 16, 2020
Get the Diego mug.Diego is the best person u can meet in your life. He is kinda shy at first, but when u Start to know him, u know u should never let him go. He is really passionate, He love football, history and musique( gosh... best musique tastes !!!!!! ). He can send u a lot of meme, and if u send some dictators meme, damn he s gonna simp. He s also a geek <3 he lives video games and he have a wonderfull culture!!!! Also when He loose He is not à good looser ( At all!!!) A little alcoholic ( advice : if u want him to come over say there is some alcohol and even better u have tequila.) and also the person who s always here to go out and party. Smart, Latino ( 👀 ) kind, funny ( best at dads jokes and he will laughat yours... damn so precious !!!) Flirty ( disquette? He Have A LOT OF), caring, hot ( hell yes He is.....( yes he have a big D-) ) , gentle and gentleman, handsome( DAMN THIS SMILE-) and so adorable( THE CUTEST I SWEAR!!!) . He loves his friends and family and he is really loyal... but if u are an asshole to him he will be not good to u. And I will kick your ass. And u will die.
He is the sweetest person in the world, please take care of him because he will always be there for you and he won't let other see when he is down. Dont let him go he is the most beautiful person un your life, and if he love you, you are the luckiest person of the world.
He is the sweetest person in the world, please take care of him because he will always be there for you and he won't let other see when he is down. Dont let him go he is the most beautiful person un your life, and if he love you, you are the luckiest person of the world.
No one :
Diego : May I help u ?
No one : *tell a jokes not funny at all...*
Diego : *laught and continue to joke !*
Pls love Diego.
Ps: born as aTyranogouin.
Diego : May I help u ?
No one : *tell a jokes not funny at all...*
Diego : *laught and continue to joke !*
Pls love Diego.
Ps: born as aTyranogouin.
by Leto_phantomhive November 21, 2021
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