karen: is that ham processed, if it is i dont want it
meat bearer: Ma'am that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. it has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. it is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs , emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. god has no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. the fact that this ham monolith exists proves that god is either impotent to alter his universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. it is a physical declaration of makind's contempt for the natural order. it is hubris manifest. we also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that
meat bearer: Ma'am that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. it has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. it is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs , emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. god has no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. the fact that this ham monolith exists proves that god is either impotent to alter his universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. it is a physical declaration of makind's contempt for the natural order. it is hubris manifest. we also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that
by meatier slab September 30, 2023
Deli is a Czech chocolate bar snack. It is produced by Orion Chocolate and has 3 flavours: Nuts, Chocolate, and Pistachio.
by ASdwefvv September 03, 2023
by PRBBLEJUJJEN December 17, 2023
by pinhead123 June 09, 2019
delis is meow. meow is delis. delis is zara's baby meow.
pretty, cute, sexy, hot, comforting, funny, smart, are the only way to describe delis.
if you see delis in the street, pwease gib her some food. zara love delis mwah 😘
pretty, cute, sexy, hot, comforting, funny, smart, are the only way to describe delis.
if you see delis in the street, pwease gib her some food. zara love delis mwah 😘
"meow meow meow meow" : "delis delis delis delis"
by meow's baby August 17, 2021
by ReeseTheTrendsetter December 02, 2024
Similar to Corner store it has a section where a person either a employee or the owner make sandwiches. Other parts of the deli contains snacks drink and other essentials
by Helo:< April 05, 2022