eleven pound whole slab of deli ham

11 pound slab of ham is a processed meat cube of ham mostly used in recreationel purposes

karen: is that ham processed, if it is i dont want it

meat bearer: Ma'am that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. it has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. it is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs , emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. god has no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. the fact that this ham monolith exists proves that god is either impotent to alter his universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. it is a physical declaration of makind's contempt for the natural order. it is hubris manifest. we also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that

by meatier slab September 30, 2023

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deli ham

Derived from the maliforous odor of a Kroger deli ham, "deli ham" is a slang term for a flatulant.

I can tell by Rugs grin, it was him who ripped the deli ham.

by fruity booty November 27, 2007

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Deli sausage

Another name for a condom that can be used to conceal what you're talking about.

E.g: "Hey Kane, do you have a deli sausage?" "Yeah theres one in my bag"

by WATERMRMELON July 25, 2021

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Poop Deli

A deli that serves poop as a topping, usually in half and full pounds

walks in poop deli

customer: hey how we doing, lemme get a plain bagel, toasted, scooped. and lemme get a …… half pound of poop and capers
ock: light on poop today

by Afedbd January 7, 2024

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