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The Chris Curse

The Chris Curse is given to people who’ve made Chris feel awfully bad. Even making him feel bad once will give you the curse.

The curse gives a bad future…nothing will work out for you. You’re relationships won’t last, you won’t succeed in your career, endless bad luck, and you’re life will just go to shit.

Typically given to friends of Chris.
You made Chris feel bad, might as well just say goodbye to your life now…you got The Chris Curse.
by WriterofLife May 4, 2021
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The Irish Curse

A trait of the Irish heritage that causes people of Irish decent to have small unsatisfying penis'
Collin Casey: Dude i cant believe she rejected my D!
Mike: Sucks for you dude, why?
Collin Casey: She said my dick was too small.
Mike: Aw the Irish curse strikes again
by not irish June 10, 2009
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The FasGas Curse

The most demonicly cursed person alive to date. Shit happens on his shifts that would make Hiroshima say "Daaaaamn". He once killed a man just for pumping deisel too fast and getting some on his uniform, sadly he did not mean to kill this man.
Employee - "Who am I working with today?"
District Manager - "The Curse"
Employee - "I quit"

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"Damn The FasGas Curse, he spilled coffee on my nuts"
by Curtis William Caza July 21, 2006
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The Bellavia curse

An old Italian curse that causes everyone in the vicinity of a cursed person to have terrible luck such as accidents with vehicles, bodily harm and money problems.
I saw Cindy today, she lost her check book in the store then got in a car accident. She must have the bellavia curse.
by damfarmer October 3, 2011
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The Collins Curse

a curse that everyone you date turns gay/homosexual after you date them.
Cody: Lance whats going on buddy?
Lance: Angie broke up with me for a girl....
Cody: You must have The Collins Curse!
by /r/AyyMD - Kekmaster97 June 9, 2018
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The Johnson Curse

This curse means u will always be in friend zone. It runs in the Johnson family; especially In Kai and Tyler. All offspring of the Johnson(if there ever is any) will continues to be cursed.
Guy 1: Man what happened between Kai and Paige??
Guy 2: He has the Johnson curse man... it wasn’t in his control...
by Realmemer69 September 25, 2018
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The Johnson Curse

This curse means u will always be in friend zone. It runs in the Johnson family; especially In Kai and Tyler. All offspring of the Johnson(if there ever is any) will continues to be cursed.
Guy 1: Man what happened between Kai and Paige??
Guy 2: He has the Johnson curse man... it wasn’t in his control...
by Realmemer69 September 25, 2018
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