go eat a christmas tree

a funny christmas insult

max : bro your so dumb!
leah: go eat a christmas tree!

by haddadoitonem December 18, 2023

Mexican Christmas Tree

Alike the Grand Fir, Douglas Fir, Blue Spruce, the Mexican Christmas Tree is grown as a Commodity. However, it is not a tree at all. It is a Marijuana Plant. Mexico was/is one of the top producers of flower.

*Me watching a dispensary training video: Look at the size of that Mexican Christmas tree!

by Jesus Chrisco December 26, 2023

vaginal christmas trees

christmas tree witha vagina tree topper

hey sweetie do you like our new vaginal Christmas trees?

by sloppy joe your girl December 13, 2023

Trim my Christmas tree

Circumcision

Come and trim my Christmas tree circumcise my pensi

by Kshskaksiwiebshna December 22, 2022

Christmas Tree

A long hairy green penis/Dick they is protect from a unholy act by a candy cane

Omg the Christmas tree on him is mad large
I know i wanna suck it

by anonymous December 23, 2022

Christmas Tree

The sexual act of leaving whip Mark's on your partners skin that resemble the Garland of a Christmas Tree

Jill cam over last night and she let me make her a Christmas Tree.

by JackBlade999 December 5, 2020

Christmas Tree

The sexual act of leaving whip Mark's on your partners skin that resemble the Garland of a Christmas Tree

Jill cam over last night and she let me make her a Christmas Tree.

by JackBlade999 December 5, 2020