posten angst

That moment of dread and queasiness right before you log into your work email. (For severe cases, particularly on Mondays at 9:00 am, Uber Posten Angst.)

Sam, passing by Deb's desk: "What's wrong, Deb? You look kind of dazed and bummed out."

Deb, staring at computer screen and sighing: "Posten Angst. You know."

Sam: "Egh. Do I ever."

by Fancy Rae May 8, 2014

Uber Angst

When your Uber driver spends the length of the trip bitching ad nauseum about crappy disrespectful passengers, bullshit city policies that make their lives hell, Uber driver contracts that bring them lower pay and no workers rights all the while driving like a maniac to your destination while you strap in, hold on and pray.

That last trip to the airport brought on the worst case of Uber angst I've ever had.

by RockTheMike August 17, 2015

Beard-angst

The emotion experienced at the tipping point between not shaving and growing a beard. This angst is most commonly bought on by the dread of knowing that the time spent maintaining said beard will eventually exceed the time commonly spent shaving. Beard-angst is often exacerbated by 'Beard Envy'.

"Man I can feel the Beard-angst coming on"!
"Mate, stop being a Beardo".

by jamaicascreem October 24, 2012

Angst

Youthful infinite anger raging towards all thing's always.

He set on a quest to make sure all his unfinished angst, all his unfinished rage, met a true understanding of misunderstood virtue.

by Hollow_Steve March 2, 2018

poor-angst

A stage most financially inferior individuals go through. Instead of taking the time to feel better about themselves, they elaborate their sad feelings by expressing their hatred and disgust towards individuals that are indeed flooded in racks, a top floor boss if you would. Some become so brain damaged that they stay poor forever.

Jrug: "Ara's such a drama queen. Why is she so upset?"

Yeezus: "Don't worry about it, she's going through her poor-angst phase. She's broke, remember?"

by Jrugggggggggggg February 26, 2024

Angst

a type of fanfiction that is sad, dark, etc. widely spread around wattpad.

“hey! i just read this super sad angst.”
“oh.. what happened?”

by alternativeaster June 8, 2021

Angst

When you cry over emotional turmoil, created by characters in storys

Im crying over all this Angst

by TheOsprey_ September 10, 2021