911

The number you call when a motherfucker enters your property.

I called 911 and the freaking police came after 2 hours!

by Marco polooo March 12, 2017

911

911 is very cool umm. It happened and it was a good thing um yes. It means cool

Bro that guy is so 911

by 911 lover March 03, 2021

911

911 happened in 1962 when a trans-racial duck flew half a shopping cart into the side of a train station in India. killing 2977 people (Including Adolf Hitler who was shopping for waffles at the time)
People told him to stop. but sadly, he couldn't understand Mexican.

"I hate jokes about 911, they never land"

by FXKI December 09, 2022

911

911- is another name for an anti depressant or anti phycotic

It is also a Lady Gaga 3rd Single off Chromatica

My biggest enemy is me pop a 911

by My biggest enemy is me pop 911 May 01, 2021

Rule 911

A joke from Just a Robot's video "Why are Caillou Gets Grounded videos a thing?"
Where he jokingly said that because there is Rule 34 and 63 there should be a rule 911
"If it exists there is a GoAnimate version of it"

Robot1: Why am I seeing all these GoAnimate videos?
Robot2: Rule 911, bot, Rule 911

by KTech May 09, 2018

dirty 911

when 2 american twins get fuck by an arab mostly done by terrorists

hey want to do a dirty 911

by ! R@pE L!ttLE K!d$ October 26, 2022

911

Something to use when you had an affair with your friends wife and you think he's come to your house with a double barrel shotgun.

911: He murdered my kids, raped my wife, burned my house, blew up my car and stole my shoes. I'm calling the police.

by imahabib May 16, 2018