911

a weird name for the day when everyone is supposed to eat kebab

WOW Im gonna eat so much kebab today!

dude! Its 911 why are you eating the terrorists food!!??

by Svea-Rike-Stan July 1, 2023

911

The police firefighters and medics there when you need them (especially when you choke on your spit)

QUICK CALL 911

by Ohio ratatouille July 29, 2023

911

911- is another name for an anti depressant or anti phycotic

It is also a Lady Gaga 3rd Single off Chromatica

My biggest enemy is me pop a 911

by My biggest enemy is me pop 911 May 1, 2021

Jizz Snizzler 911

When you ejaculate your one eyed yogurt into a females facial region including the mouth causing her to cough and choke on your semen whilst she is choking you call the cops and evacuate the premises

Oh fuck it's the Jizz Snizzler run oh wait is that fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Jizz Snizzler 911 - the coughing devil

by lildick nigga April 29, 2019

911

Explosive

This is an explosive example sentence of 911

by Bababouis September 7, 2021

911

The number you call when a motherfucker enters your property.

I called 911 and the freaking police came after 2 hours!

by Marco polooo March 12, 2017

SCP-911-J

male reproduction organ remover, often seen as an old wrinkly man with white hair weilds red switch blade

guy: I heard SCP-911-J was banned off the wiki..
GUY:WHATT???
gUy:hey isnt that one scp that re-𝗰𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝗳𝗳
GuY:no fuck off
SCP-911-J: 𝘀𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗹𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺𝘀

by dr.die October 7, 2021