That sensation men get where it feels like their testicles are trying to crawl back up inside them. Often experienced when watching someone get hit in the nuts or when you misstep on stairs.
A: "Watching that video gave me the worst testortum"
B: "I almost tripped; that was my first testortum in a while"
B: "I almost tripped; that was my first testortum in a while"
by krynge February 4, 2016
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When you are looking for a new pair of undies in a "Dirt Cheap" and stumble up a ripe pair that have seen the light at the end of the tunnel then went to hell and came back for revenge.
Whece: Hey bro, this man-thong looks pretty dope and it's only $2.99!
Boog: Dude you see that brown shit I think those have been TEST DRIVEN.
Tyler: Man what a steal, let me try them on my face first to make sure they fit right.
Nibslug: All I own is TestDriven-Undies!
Boog: Dude you see that brown shit I think those have been TEST DRIVEN.
Tyler: Man what a steal, let me try them on my face first to make sure they fit right.
Nibslug: All I own is TestDriven-Undies!
by Creamy Dudlius December 6, 2021
Get the TestDriven-Undies mug.Fat person. Expression often used by taxi drivers who had overweight punters approaching their cabs. Obviously the suspension springs were about to be put under more stress than normal.
by Kev in hants June 26, 2007
Get the Spring tester mug.When somebody sits on something or lays on something they would be testing the comfort, so comfy testers are people who go round trying to find what is comfiest.
They would compare answers with one another to hear each others opinions on the level of comfyness.
Things that aren't comfy such as a thorn bush would get about a 1 out of 10 but things such as memory foam mattress would get roughly a 9, 10 if extreme comfort is found.
They would compare answers with one another to hear each others opinions on the level of comfyness.
Things that aren't comfy such as a thorn bush would get about a 1 out of 10 but things such as memory foam mattress would get roughly a 9, 10 if extreme comfort is found.
by Tea Neil January 26, 2013
Get the comfy testers mug.by dickmagee November 19, 2014
Get the mattress tester mug.Start off with a traditional Eiffel Tower where F is giving M1 sweet felacio whilst M2 is railing her from behind. M3 is then hoisted, face down, above M1 and M2's shoulders. M3 is then lowered into the toy spot for the ultimate TP experience.
Josh C and Josh S had just high-fived after casual Eiffel Tower sex when they noticed Max alone by himself in the corner. We asked him to join to which he eagerly agreed. The Josh's hoisted him into position and lowered the crane into the toy spot, completing the Skill Tester.
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