by Amp Dott July 26, 2009
Get the tila tequilamug. When a group of people drink all night until the next morning sunrise. If some one happens to pass out before the sunrise, when they awake, they must take an amount of shots equivalent to the amount of hours they were passed out.
A: "hey we were doing a tequila sunrise when billy passed out drunk"
B: "haha... How many shots did he have to do?"
A: "seven!!"
B: "haha... How many shots did he have to do?"
A: "seven!!"
by So909Cal March 25, 2009
Get the Tequila Sunrisemug. by MuralThaGod January 3, 2017
Get the tequila dickmug. Texts sent while drinking heavily. Often to ex or desired loves. The act of texting while under the influence.
I went through my text messages from when we were getting hammered last night - I can't believe I was tequila texting your mom!
by KoolMoDug June 22, 2010
Get the Tequila Textingmug. As introduced and defined by Super Jail, the Tequila Worm is a the Spanish Fly's mortal enemy. Even when they are crazy horny, the Spanish Fly knows that the Tequila Worm is a truly filthy, disgusting bitch.
Super Jail's example can be used even in modern life! Who's that nasty bitch down the street who answers the door in NOTHING but a saran wrap nightgown, despite being at least 55? The Tequila Worm. Who's that skank who would hump someone for bus fare? The Tequila Worm. The filthy, gin-soaked man whore who picks up only the drunkest, nastiest women in bars just so he give them a quick and nasty and take off? The Tequila Worm.
Super Jail's example can be used even in modern life! Who's that nasty bitch down the street who answers the door in NOTHING but a saran wrap nightgown, despite being at least 55? The Tequila Worm. Who's that skank who would hump someone for bus fare? The Tequila Worm. The filthy, gin-soaked man whore who picks up only the drunkest, nastiest women in bars just so he give them a quick and nasty and take off? The Tequila Worm.
Fly1: Hey.. Hey man, I need some. Any honeys nearby?
Fly2: No way man.. Only action around here is the Tequila Worm.
Tequila Worm: Hey boys, ride's only a quarter!
Flies: *vomit*
Fly2: No way man.. Only action around here is the Tequila Worm.
Tequila Worm: Hey boys, ride's only a quarter!
Flies: *vomit*
by Gorshinspew March 10, 2011
Get the Tequila Wormmug. Cars and trucks with unrepaired accident and collision damage, or shoddy repair work done(i.e; unfinished primer/Bondo work, mismatched body panels from junkyard donor vehicles). In many cases, vehicles are still driveable, but are just an eyesore and most likely to be cited by local Police for fix-it violations.
Damage most likely to be caused by a bout of hard drinking and irresponsible partying, or a combination of both mishaps.
Damage most likely to be caused by a bout of hard drinking and irresponsible partying, or a combination of both mishaps.
by Dilberto December 1, 2009
Get the Body by Tequilamug. A long story about why someone doesn't drink Tequila anymore. It usually ends with someone puking their guts out or doing something crazy.
Don: So I ended up blowing chunks all over these chicks I was going fuck. That's the ending for my tequila story.
by DaKoolA1dMan March 26, 2009
Get the Tequila Story.mug.