teenager 

1.7 grams of cocaine, or half an eightball.

John:"Hey lets buy an eightball of that bomb white"
Mike:"Nahh man we don't have enough cash, we'll have to get a teenager"

teenager by Texmasterpaul October 4, 2007

Teenager 

Someone who thinks there Cool by going out and picking on little kids but the girl there showing off to really hates him.

A guy goes out and beats someone up because he doesnt like his shoes but mostly showing off to the girl right down the street who really hates him.

Teenager by Scotty k September 16, 2005

Teenager 

A person in between child and adult who locks themselves in their room and is only found when rummaging the kitchen for food, once they find the food they take the whole thing and lock themselves in their room once again.

"our daughter is the literal definition of teenager"

Teenager by sylveongaming March 15, 2019

teenager 

literally just an excuse to do anything and not get in trouble

"who cares if she sacrificed our dog and did a blood ritual, shes just a teenager and shes going through a phase!"

teenager by yabaysic March 12, 2019

Teenager 

Someone who is ready for the zombie apocalypse but not ready for tomorrow's math test.

To clarify: An idiot

Teacher: Why didn't you buy buy the textbooks for the course?
Teenager: There were more important things to waste money on.
Teacher: Which are...?
Teenager: Guns, MREs, solar panels, lots of fuel, ...
Teacher:...Why do I even bother with you Teenagers.

Teenager by Cucumber 77 July 4, 2017

Teenager 

A human being who is in the stage of their life where they are given the make or break decision of either banging or being a loser for the rest of their lives. The second one is obviously the make part of the deal.

Yo we be teenagers up in here, ageing with teentastic and gaining elastic body jelly

Teenager by D8 u know the muffin man? February 22, 2018

Teenager 

An adult in training

The teenager was just now learning what voting is

Teenager by tayswizzle June 20, 2018