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Toubsh

The ultimate form of doofus, unparalleled and supreme of all doofuses
one unit of toubsh = doofus
by CryptidKion November 30, 2024
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Tubs

Hi tubs
by Flyer38 January 12, 2025
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Tdub HeadSnap

The action of making a joke and immediately looking at the "group leader" or "coolest guy" in the friend group for validation in your joke. often seen with those who are either new to a friend group or black.
"I made a joke about someones dead mother and proceeded to tdub headsnap at my friend."
by DuckyBBX March 9, 2026
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Tdubz

Other known as Phonk God. A dedicated Deepwoken and blue lock gamer, surviving on 0 hours of sleep and expirencing burning Diarrhoea on a daily basis. Hit a woman and disslocated his fingering fingers. But overall a chill guy don't get him angy he will take out the 8 inch shank in pouch. Listening to Phonk music with this guy is life changing. Likes to be power banked.
Tdubz : don't blast my Phonk in public!!!
by Superrrrrdooperr August 15, 2025
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Capin Tub Tubs

That guy that, if the world were fair, would be morbidly obese, but is instead about as thin as dental floss.

His name is derived from what everyone would refer to him as if he wasn't blessed with unprecedented supermetabolism.

His behavior is characterized by, but not limited to, eating an entire gallon of ice cream while sitting on his ass and watching TV; eating 3 bags of Doritos while sitting on his ass and watching TV; drinking several cans of Mountain Dew: Code Red while sitting on his ass and watching TV; being blinded by unwashed hair while sitting on his ass and watching TV; smoking a bowl or two while sitting on his and watching TV; and making fun of fat people while sitting on his ass and playing WoW. Seriously, anyone else would have had several heart attacks, a stroke, and colon cancer by now.

While you go to the gym, eat healthy, and play sports to obtain a good body, a Capin Tub Tubs plays WoW, ingests nothing but saturated fats, trans fats, and high fructose corn syrup, and sits around the house all day and yet manages to weigh even less than you do, despite having the same body frame.

Everyone knows at least one Capin Tub Tubs
Capin Tub Tubs - Dude I just smoked 2 bowls, ate 3 dozen donuts, and downed an entire 2 liter of Coke. I've been doing this shit for years and I haven't gained a pound.

Obese Person - OH GO TO HELL
by VegettoVai December 28, 2010
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i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing CAUSE WE MAKING A CAKE THAT CAN KILL GOD
Jimmy did you bring the icing?
Yes dave i did and i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing
by bakuhoesbitch May 27, 2021
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