taint

The history of: Pluto was actually located between Uranus (Latin for balloon knot) and Neptune (which is Latin for marble bag) and was originally called Taint. Plato (philosopher) likened this comparison to the area between a mans "marble bag" and his "balloon knot" and the planet became known as Pluto after the great philosopher. Taint (or Pluto as it later became) was moved to the other side of Neptune by Caesar who thought Plato was a dick.

It ain't taint without Uranus!

by Subway August 24, 2006

taint

It Taint Balls and it Taint Asshole, but somewhere in between :)

My favorite part of the male anatomy Taint Balls and it Taint Asshole, but somewhere in between.

by runningman45420 April 30, 2009

taint

the area between the balls and butthole of a man.

Tequila tastes like taint sweat.

by JohnsiniusMaximus May 26, 2008

Taint

The piece of skin that connects the bottom of the sack to the top of the gooch

Dude i beat it so hard last night that i swear my taint came apart

by booby watcher June 7, 2009

Taint

The Taint is the area between the male or female genitalia and the anus.

"It taint scrotum and it taint butthole so it must be taint."

by Justin Illusion May 30, 2006

taint

1)The difference maker between the vagina and the anus, or the Ball sack and another anus
2)A jumping-off point, a place of decision
3)Sweaty region that is curiously intriguing to its owner

1)He has learned that starting from the front was crucial, as one time he had boldly worked his way from the asshole forward, only to encounter a man-sized taint.
2)The presidential candidate announced that he had moved beyond his own taint, and was ready to make the sacrifice for the good of the country. He was entering the fray, and would help to heal the taints of the American people.
3)He could not help but do a quick taint test during his filibuster, and for that Senator Strom's reputation was forever tainted.

by Pantaloon January 14, 2008

Taint

The spot on a woman between the Vaginal Opening and the Anus or between the balls and the anus of a man.

Taint pussy, taint ass.

Shut up before I punch you in the Taint.

I need to go home and shave my taint.

Chics dig it when you rub their taint.

by Mustang Driver November 1, 2008