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Tabloid

1. Magazine found in the check out line at Wal-Mart for people who have absolutely nothing better to do with their lives but talk about how "celebrities" are stupid and ugly and point out the inadequacies of people in the photos while grunting as they bend over their huge rolls of fat pulling their food stamps out of the purse in the basket of the electronic cart-rascal.

2. Useless pieces of paper stapled together containing text and photos completely irrelevant to my life.
Tabloid Reader: Did you hear about Lindsay Lohan's latest DWI?

Me: Thank you! I'm such a better person for knowing this!
by Kryotheory May 21, 2011
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tailgating

1) Usually found around sporting events, they involve beer drinking and BBQ from the back of a pickup truck or SUV.

2) The car that is so close to you in the rear that you can barely see it's headlights. Some people like to quickly brake to scare them off. Pretty annoying, but it's better to move to the right. Nobody likes a Left Lane Dick... unless there is no right lane. In that case, it's time for a Skid Contest.
1) Before the football game, we had a tailgate party with beers and BBQ.

2) I was driving down the sidestreet at 40 and that guy was still tailgating me. So, I 'noticed' a 'cat' on the road and slammed my brakes.
by The Sub March 1, 2005
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Miles "Tails" Prower

The coolest character in the Sonic seires. He remains cool even after sega BSd him givimg him a girly voice.
miles tails prower is still cooler than sonic, even knuckles
by asdfasdf October 10, 2003
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tattle-tail

one who tells on somebody when what they're telling doesn't at all affect them
Joe is such a tattle-tail. He saw me sneak a cookie and he told mom.
by bobby crispy July 22, 2012
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tailfeather

damn! look at her tailfeather! its so BIG!!
by nananah~ July 18, 2003
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tailormade

An Australian slang term for a premade cigarette, usually used when your'e feeling too lazy to roll your own
"I am a lazy bastard, can I have one of your tailormades?"
by Draegath March 12, 2003
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camel tail

When a guys pants are so tight that you can see the outline of his dick. The male equivalent of camel toe.
"Dude, that emo guys pants are so tight, I don't think I have ever seen camel tail that bad!"

"Chicks can kinda see, like the boarders and outline of my dick a little. The camel tail"
by Lusty McLester January 10, 2008
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