"stutter key" expense

Refers to da pesky (and invalid/unfair) extra "last-number-redial" charge dat you unintentionally incur when you try to dial "*67" to block your number from a caller-ID machine, but accidentally end up dialing "*66" because da contacts on your phone's "6" key are a bit wobbly/worn and thus falteringly "bounced" for an instant when you were pressing da key, incorrectly causing dat digit to be dialed twice.

I strongly suspect dat da greedy phone companies actually chose that "double-same-digit" sequence intentionally when deciding what number-codes to designate for blocking your number and redialing da last number, since they knew dat they could generate extra revenue from accidental redialings when people were merely trying to access their line's free number-blocking feature. Fortunately, this last-number-redial service can be opted out of --- I did so in order to avoid any unwanted "stutter key" expenses, especially since not only are a lot of my phones old and worn units dat I picked up at yard sales and so on, but I also tend to be very unsteady and fumbly with my hands, and so my hitting da wrong dialing-keys by mistake is very easy and common for me.

by QuacksO February 8, 2020

Dicku Long When She Making It A Distressed Stutter Sound Effect Called....A Scream, Or A Yutz

Dicku Long When She Making It A Distressed Stutter Sound Effect Called....A Scream, Or A Yutz

Dicku Long When She Making It A Distressed Stutter Sound Effect Called....A Scream, Or A Yutz

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 8, 2025

stutter butter

Refers to the glossy liquid left inside a stem when one smokes real good crack cocaine. Named as such because good product can make one lose control of their mouth.

Damn bro this shit is some of that stutter butter

by sumyunggai23 February 3, 2014

fuck stutter

When in the situation of fucking someone and then saying something very idiotic.

I left as soon as I could because I pulled a "fuck stutter" at Justin's place.

by Ashley March 18, 2004

Period Stutter

When you period stops and then starts again, usually a day later after having stopped.

Omg Becca I just had the worst period stutter. Good thing I didn’t forget my tampads.

by Sickly Siyah August 19, 2022

Reply Stutter

To wait at least a minute before giving a minimal response to a message in order to discourage conversation. Used to avoid the guilt of completely ignoring a person.

Man 1 (9:00): Sup?
Man 2 (9:08): Sitting around.
Man 1 (9:08): Same here.
Man 1 logged off (9:12)

Man 2 thinking: thank god that reply stutter worked so quickly

by SmithGroup January 25, 2011

stutter

w-w-w-w-wh-wh-w-when -y-y-y-y-y--y-y-y-y-y--y-y-y--y-you k-kk--kkkk-KKK-k-k-k-keep re-re-re-r-r-r-eer--re-r-e-repeating o-o-o-o-o-on-on-one l-l--l-l-l-ll--l-l-l--letter i-i-i-i-i-i-in a w--w-w---w--w-word

j-j-j-j-j-j-james: w-w-w-w-w-w-what u-u-u-u-up b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-broski
philip: your stutter is literally ass

by the gaming browser, opera gx December 5, 2022