Joke on Stilts

A term used to describe something outrageous.

Friend: "Dude, Drew Brees tossed ten touchdowns today."
You: "What! Thats a joke on stilts."

by H2opolowinner October 13, 2010

Eating rice with stilts

Overdoing something. Chopsticks worked just fine, why are you using stilts? Now you look ridiculous.

Jenny: My friend is getting her lips done, her nose done, her cheeks lifted. It's crazy.

Joe: Really? She looked fine. Talk about eating rice with stilts.

by Impo Rta Ntthing April 16, 2010

Still Single

Yep, that’s right, all of your friends are in a relationship, you’re the last one, the last sad, single, sulked virgin, enjoy it while u can ig, someday someone will actually like you, until then, just get ice cream and cry that all your friends are slowly planning double dates without you cause you’re a hopeless romantic.

“Doing anything for v-day? My boyfriend is taking me on a picnic!”

“Oh that’s cool, I’m still single so no plans”

“Oh that’s sad.”

by Idk.k April 15, 2019

still would

Despite changing circumstances with an individual, you remain sexually attracted.

IE you 'still would' sleep with the person.

Example 1 -
Person A: She was super racist. She called your mother a very anti-Semitic word.
Person B: Still would.

Example 2 -

Person A: I think I detected a bulge.
Person B: Still would.

by Full Frenzy October 30, 2020

ghetto stiletto

A sharpened piece of melted plastic or metal, usually made in prisons as a makeshift weapon to stab people with. See shank

Jamal: Yo dawg, ain't you worried about getting raped by Bones?

Andre: Naw, I got my ghetto stiletto with me.

by Kiss of Ketchup September 7, 2010

i'm still here

When your crush doesn't text you back

"i'm still here"
"sry i was texting my boyfriend
"..."

by iamdeadtou March 28, 2019

stiletto

1. a kind of pocket knife

2. a kind of high heel that gets narrower as it goes down

1. he stabbed the robber with his stiletto

2. she had some xepensive looking stiletto heels at the party last night

by Le One June 21, 2005