Drew Starkey is the sexiest man alive. Like the way I would let this man do unexplainable and ungodly things to me if I was given the opportunity. His walk, his face… OMG his face is just gorgeous. And DONT get me started on that man’s arms. LORDDD i just wanna eat them for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Overall, I just wanna eat this man up through and through like he’s such a slut for being that fine.
I would let Drew Starkey hit me with his car and I would thank him and still be madly in love with him.
by hamzahthefantastic April 16, 2024
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“I am in love with Drew Starkey,”
“Who’s Drew Starkey?”
“The man that will be the father of my children.”
“Who’s Drew Starkey?”
“The man that will be the father of my children.”
by hamzahthefantastic April 16, 2024
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Oh sure 👍 Eli was here last night with Braiden when they gave jimothy a Cincinnati Starlet. I’ve been using carpet cleaner for hours but I don’t think I’ll be able to get the smell out!
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