stale fish

A Stale Fish is when you sleep with someone that doesn't do much of anything except lay there like a stale fish.
He slept with her and said she was a stale fish
by TagIt84 July 13, 2013
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Stale as Fuck

The words used to describe a situation that is either:
a) No longer funny
b) No longer important
c) Bad
d) Good

Due to the possible issues between bad and good, context is always necessary.
a) Barry: Oppan Gangnam Style! OP! OP! OP! OP!
Ben: Stale as FUCK dude.

b) Barry: Hitler didn't gas six million Jews, that's an overestimation.
Ben: Stale as FUCK dude.

c) Barry: I boned a prostitute last night!
Ben: Stale as FUCK dude.

d) Barry: I boned a waitress last night!
Ben: Stale as fuuuuuck duuude!
*fist bump*
by Martinstra October 09, 2012
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stale dick

Dried out penis that has not been in use for an extended period of time.
Damn, I wish I had a girlfriend. I've had stale dick for months now.
by BigDicktionary March 11, 2015
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Stale Jew

A comedic Jewish performer or writer that makes a ton of money. When their career goes south, they're no longer useful and are now called the "Stale Jew."
Chandler: Why is that guy picking up a penny?
Elliott: He needs money. He no longer has a career and is just a stale jew.
by Benqueedo Man October 21, 2016
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stale banana

the new and improved word for "weenie"
Bob:"That kid is such a weenie"
Joe: "No he's a STALE BANANA"
by sincerelyyxmeee February 06, 2008
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stale donkey

unable to have an erection
a infertile person is a stale donkey
by matt February 25, 2004
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Stale Cracker

A boring white person. A white person with no sense of humor or overall just not enjoyable to be around.
by hahanahman August 12, 2020
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