screaming metal deathtrap

A gray toyota that has any of the folowing qualities:
-cracked windshield
-windows that dont open
-windows that HAVE to be open or the car will fill up with exhaust
-air condtioning that is permanetly stuck on the hottest setting
-when turned on vents generally blow out bits of dried leaves
-radio is actually UPSIDEDOWN in the dash.
-screaming sounds emenate from axles when turning
-filled with muddy, sharp digging equipment/ old computer hard drives
-has a monkey wrench with questionable redish brown stains in the glove compartment
- is loved and cherished by its owner despite constant warnings and pleas to get rid of it from his sons.

Tom: Awww man, dad PLEASE dont drive me to school in that horror. I have a whole life ahead of me.

Steve: Oh come on son, its not THAT bad. Its just... excentric in its old age.

Tom: DAD, IT BLOWS LEAVES OUT THE AC VENTS. ITS A SCREAMING METAL DEATHTRAP

by John Errington November 3, 2006

Screamglish

A word to describe the way Americans tend to talk slower and louder to a foreign person, thinking that this will somehow make the person understand English better.

Foreign Person: "Je ne parle en Anglais."

American: "WHAT...IS...YOUR...NAME?"

American's Friend: "There's no need to use screamglish! They still don't understand you!"

by UBreakItUBuyIt March 9, 2009

Seaman's Grundle

When two males are engaged in butt sex and one pulls out and cums all over his mates grundle.

Gay #1: Dude i'm about to bust
Gay #2: Shoot it on my grundle
Gay #1: You want a seaman's grundle?!

by Don Murphey McMaster July 10, 2009

screamin otter

licking the tip of your finger, then sticking it into an unsuspecting friends nose.

omg travis just gave me a screamin otter the other day and all i could smell all day was his spit

by the poo poo face monsters February 22, 2010

screamen

When you nut on that bitch's face until she screams.

I dropped a load of screamen on that bitch's face.

by Jimbo215 October 14, 2013

Scream wank

Having a screamer is where you scream very highly upon climax. Often found to be nicer in echoey tunnels and/or cave systems. Can be referred to as a screamer/scream jerkin'

'I only have scream wanks.' - Ross Hornby
'Are you having a scream wank?' - Alex Smith

by Sewell - A True Hatter February 10, 2015

screaming craps

Diarrhea from hell so firery and violent that you scream in pain.

Friend: “how was your date last night”
Me: “good? We hit up taco bell”
Friend: “uh oh”
Me: “yea I had the screaming craps in the middle of the night”

by Bwattz January 1, 2018