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Spaniconda

The spaniconda is an adjective used for describing a deep sexy male spanish accent or people known as "Chad's ". the spaniconda can be found in only a few modern people the main example is Antonio Banderez.
old man : my son ,with great heritage comes ridiculous powers.
grandson: like what pops
*old man pats his grandkids head*
grandpa: it can be anything from a ridiculous moustache , a mounties uniform, or the spaniconda.
by CaptainCox August 30, 2018
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Spastic fish

When your homie doesn't kiss you goodnight so you give him an epileptic seizure.
Person 1: He didn't kiss you last night!
Person 2: Don't worry, I gave him a spastic fish.
by Yeetusgoaway55 June 26, 2020
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spastico

When a old European man calls some young girls ex boyfriend a spastic
Your ex boyfriend is a spastico
by Biriani June 9, 2021
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Spasticated Twat

Someone in Britain who is so fucking stupid and brain dead, you call them a Spasticated Twat.
Example

British guy 1: *does something stupid*
British guy 2: what the fuck is wrong with you, you spasticated twat?
by xHybridDragonx March 6, 2023
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cum spastic

A person that doesn't enjoy or appreciate men's semen
Hey how was your date?

Yes not bad she rocked in the sack but turned out to be a cum spastic so won't be going back there again
by Tugnets da troll December 2, 2021
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Plastic Lil' Spaztic

(adjective.) -: Comes from the words spaz and plastic.

This is often used to refer to the 'blonder' or 'bitchier' characters in American teen movies, or 'chick flick's', as they are known.

This may have been originated from 'The Plastic's' (an A-List high school clique group) in the 2004 movie 'Mean Girls', which stars Lindsay Lohan. In Mean Girls, The Plastic's may not all have been blonde and 'mean', to so be called, but the ring-leader, or 'Alpha Plastic' of the group, Regina George, was blonde, bitchy and a slut. This shows the primary behaviour of a 'Plastic Lil' Spaztic'.

The term was used directly in the 2007 movie Hairspray, when Tracy Turnblad and her best friend Penny Pingleton were discussing the Queen Bee of 1962 Baltimore - Amber Von Tussle.
1. Tracy: (Yelling at TV screen) SHOW LINK! Stop showing Amber! She can't even dance! Oh Link, why don't you notice me at school? I can dance so much better than her!

Penny: *Plastic Lil' Spaztic!*

2. Kiki: Urgh! Have you SEEN Trinity today! Katie Allen looked like she was going to punch her, but after all, she was flirting with her boyfriend!
Rachael: I can't stand Trinity Hirst. She's like the next Paris Hilton - SUCH a Plastic Lil' Spaztic!
by DramionePerfected May 18, 2010
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Tween Spastics

The escalating sound produced by a large group of tweens. At first, the sound is a light chatter. Then it grows in intensity and the frequency changes to a squeal. Eventually the incoherent ramblings of these little pricks drowns out all ambient background sound until you get a massive migraine.
After my buddies and I walked out of the movie theater we noticed a large group of tweens waiting around for mommy and daddy to come in their BMWs & Lexus to pick them up. Their tween spastics were so deafening that we started to bleed from our ears.
by Cheesus Crust on a Cracker November 14, 2007
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