Lazy Ass, not for good, lying son of a bitch

A saying commonly used by guys wives, girlfriends, or just girls they know, clarifying they are no good and liars. Many men make this a true statement, although there are still some great guys left. It is now a very stereotypical statement towards all men.

Jessica: (On the phone with her friend Toby) Toby, Robby cheated on me for the third time this year.

Toby: Are you serious?

Jessica: Yes. I can't believe it. And after he promised me, crossing his heart, he would never do it again.

Toby: Hun, I told you this once, and I will tell you again. Robby is just a Lazy ass, not for good, lying son of a bitch!

by doremifasollatido August 31, 2010

God's Anti Son-of-a-Bitch Machine

1.) Underground tightly regimented politcal freedom/anarchist organisation, located in an undergroud secret volcano layer underneath the rolling pasture of Fallbrook. AKA G.A.S.O.B.M.

2.) An extremely potent and scrumptious alcoholic beverage created by above said group. To make, obtain extra large carls jr. cup. Add 4 shots of Smirnoff citrus, one redbull energy drink, 6 shots of X-rated liquer, and filled to the brim with pineapple-orange juice. Serve chilled.

"God's Anti Son-of-a-Bitch Machine is responsible for all acts of vandalism in Sounthern California, manufacturing of explosive devices, kidnapping, distillation, theft, raids, and other questionable activity of the dubious teenager sort."

"I love to chug GASOBM's at all times of the day"

by Spiderman & El Diablo December 10, 2008

that son of a bitch took my goddamn dead dog

Well, its easy it explains its self THAT CRAZY MOTHER FUCKER TOOK MY GODDAMN DEAD DOG

MARGARET GET THE SHOTGUN

NO FUCK U THE OTHER SHOTGUN

that son of a bitch took my goddamn dead dog

AND MARGARET GRABBED THE SHOTGUN AND BLEW THEIR HEAD OFF

by urboredom May 4, 2020

YOU FUCKING SON OF A FUCKING BITCH

this term is tom greatly insult someone, it is most commonly said while yelling/screaming
some one usually says this term when greatly insulted, or just to be a fucking cunt that wants to hurt someones feelings

Joe: *kicks you in the nuts*

you: "YOU FUCKING SON OF A FUCKING BITCH!"
or, conversely:

you: "YOU FUCKING SON OF A FUCKING BITCH!"
Joe: you will be personally be arrested for hurting my mother fucking feelings!

by SomeRandomIdiotThatSucksAss April 15, 2022

Shut the hell up you ham hock humpin son of a bitch!

From A man yelling a random obsenity at his son. It is a phrase that is only uttered when one is at a complete and utter loss of words.

look at the word dumbass

by Supa Genius July 13, 2004

The dilemma of the son of a bitch

When you have responsabilities that you don't want to do, but you're still bored and don't know what to do.

You: Uuuhh. I'm sooo bored, Jeff !
Jeff : don't worry, it's the dilemma of the son of a bitch! You're just a huge failure and I hope you won't get anything in life.

by I_have_erectile_dysfunction October 10, 2023

Son of a bitch

When someone has a mom that is a bitch, they become extremely hard. A song of a bitch is a person that you can hurt, but they will just keep on coming. They are the worst people to deal with. Nothing you can do will hurt them, as they are used to being hurt by their mom (who was a bitch). They are immensely hard. People will use synonyms or definitions as obnoxious or rude, but it’s far more than those words imply

Do NOT mess with that guy, he is a son of a bitch.

by Webster’s word May 7, 2023