red sombrero

Similar to earning your red wings, it's when you go down south on a woman and she squirts during her period and lands above your eyes. Tus ojos están en llamas!!!!

I went to Mexico and all I got was a red sombrero. Thanks Mother Nature for ruining our sexiversary.

by Joephuckyoself July 25, 2017

polish sombrero

Paper toilet seat cover used in public restrooms.

That toilet sees a lot of use, be sure to use a Polish sombrero to protect your skin.

by eggdrop03 September 21, 2023

burro sombrero

Same as Asshat but used in front of company.

Wow, Mom.. talk about burro sombrero... I simply had to leave after the guy asked for 2 forms of ID to buy some smokes...!!!

by Lou Nez November 10, 2007

Dirty Sombrero

Where a female shits on a male’s head and squishes a sombrero onto the shit covered head

The smell of poop remained in Jerome’s hair after his girlfriend performed a dirty sombrero on him

by Trtl4lyf October 8, 2017

Phenix City Sombrero

When a trashy white girl eats Taco Bell then gets jizzed in her asshole by her brothers, cousins, uncles, and close friends then let’s it marinate for a good 20 - 30 mins. Then she voids all excrement leaving a delicious nut stained Mexican delicacy.

Damn Darlene… I really have a hankerin’ for another one of them “deeeeeeluctible”Phenix city Sombreros. Call up the boys sweetheart. Aye! Aye! Aye!

by LordofLadonia August 7, 2022

pink sombrero

Phrase for a gay minorities

He wears a pink sombrero

by Hymynameiscarl September 27, 2017

Sombrero

Derogatory term for an MLB batter's box score: 0 for 4 with 4 strikeouts.

Double sombrero: 0 for 8 with eight strikeouts.

Mike Stanton laid down a sombrero today. Four plate appearances, four whiffs.

by Kefteniglo October 23, 2018