soy boy boy toy

A human who has been degraded by society for being too full of edamame; also known as an eDamame's boy; this degraded human is used by women and men alike to plow so that the soy boy becomes a plaything for the benefit of the more dominant. This evolved human is also known as a Chad dad or a barren Karen. Though many will use these boys many still will marry them and find an enriched life full of splendor.

What kind of men are you interested in? A man that eats his vegetables and slams this punani every night. You know, like a soy boy boy toy.

by benedikCumABatch January 5, 2023

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Get the soy boy boy toymug.

Soy Boy Goy Boy

A weak, little emasculated western man that doesn’t hit the gym. Mainly consumes ass loads of Soylent, soy protein isolate, soybean oil, soy milk and other bioengineered estrogenic slop. If you see anyone that resembles the “soyjak” meme… that’s a SOY BOY GOY BOY.

Fred: Damn dude, I could really go for some tofu and a soy latte from starbies before we go on the mandalorian ride!

Johnny: Buddy, take a testosterone shot immediately!

Fred: No, I just need my caffeine and my light saber!

Disney worker: Are any children riding the ride today?

Fred: No, kids are expensive and annoying!

Johnny: Damn dude you really are a Soy Boy Goy Boy!

by GoyBoyDestroyer August 8, 2025

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