sobia

da slickest gyal 2 eva set foot on dis planet.n dat ass is fyyyn-makes j-lo luk average.

yo its sobia.woah chek her out man.

by suli September 8, 2004

Sebra

Obese mystical creature with a hair lip.

You: Have you seen a Sebra lately?
Friend: I had a dream i was riding one.

by Broughster December 28, 2008

Socrates

Everyone thinks Socrates is the one of the smartest men to ever have lived, a genius among mortal men, but really he’s just an immATURE OVERLY EMOTIONAL MANIPULATIVE PIECE OF SKATA

Girl (me): Socrates I never should’ve dated you!! You were a mistake!

by howstheweather18 September 27, 2019

Socrates

Really hot boy from earlier today

Socrates is a TOTAL BABE

by Socrates is hot October 10, 2019

fake sobriety

When someone is drinking/drugging but they claim to everyone else that they have been sober since xx/xx/xx date.

Joe had everyone fooled when he told them at the A.A. meeting that he had been sober for 5 years. No one knew about his fake sobriety.

by mcJoo July 7, 2008

sabra

A person who possesses the prickly succulence of the cactus pear; someone jewcy.

Oy, will you look at that booty! She is such a sabra!

by Jewcy Loverboychik August 31, 2004

Sobribery

When driving, it is called for when the consumption of alcohol or drugs combined with an encounter with a police officer require a cash payment or other service to remain out of jail.

It was only sobribery that kept Samantha out of jail when she got stopped by that cop. He sure left with a smile!

by Craig Burnsdie December 25, 2005