The most special person in anyone's life. Like seriously special. There is not a single person more special than Jordan Snowden. You could tour every Special Education department in the country and would not find anyone that comes close. He's special forces. Long time member of the most elite special services unit. Every SPED teacher that's seen him has quit and then killed themselves. All it takes is one look and you know how special he is. His mom used to tell him every day how special he was, not because she loved him or wanted him to feel better, but because she couldn't wrap her head around how special he was.
"Did you hear the SPED teacher killed themselves last week?"
"It wasn't a suicide. It was a hit. Jordan Snowden killed them.
"It wasn't a suicide. It was a hit. Jordan Snowden killed them.
by anonymous December 4, 2023
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Michael eats a packet of crisps every half hour and has his own personal cow in the garden because he consumes that much milk.
Best mates with The Rock and makes all woman go weak at the knees upon eye contact.
Michael eats a packet of crisps every half hour and has his own personal cow in the garden because he consumes that much milk.
Best mates with The Rock and makes all woman go weak at the knees upon eye contact.
by Check One Two January 2, 2025
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Jacob: I’m going through a lot right now, but i’m snowing through it.
Eddie: Well I’m snowing later but i’ll help you out when I can.
Eddie: Well I’m snowing later but i’ll help you out when I can.
by Winnie Scottish February 11, 2021
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Guy 2: “I mean, you know, if it ain’t snowing I ain’t going you know what I’m saying?”
Guy 2: “I mean, you know, if it ain’t snowing I ain’t going you know what I’m saying?”
by Diagnosedwithbald September 7, 2024
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Person 1: “Yo you coming to this party tonight, I heard it’s gonna be full of puckbunnys”
Person 2: “If it’s snowing, I’m going”
Person 1: “That’s what I’m saying”
Person 2: “If it’s snowing, I’m going”
Person 1: “That’s what I’m saying”
by The Real Jubes May 6, 2024
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Person 1: “Are you coming to the party tonight? There’s supposed to be a bunch of girls there.”
Person 2: “If It’s Snowing, I’m Going.”
Person 2: “If It’s Snowing, I’m Going.”
by The Real Jubes May 6, 2024
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