French Bitch Slap

A slap across the face with so much force that even Hellen Keller hears it.

Me: Shit! Hellen I think someone just got a French Bitch Slap, did you hear that?
Hellen Keller: MMMMMGAKLHJJIHORFKHFA!!!!!
Me:... Umm I have to go now.

by Faggit! July 23, 2012

Prenatal Bitch Slap

when one jerks off into your hand then proceeds to bitch slap a hoe.

you ever had a prenatal bitch slap?? Hold on let me show you *spooge* *slap*

by Oh Steve December 21, 2009

UOIT Bitch Slap

To get bitch slapped by a UOIT laptop

I'll UOIT Bitch Slap you.

by UOIT-Nursing December 13, 2012

heman bitch slap

The mother of all bitch slaps. You have to twist to get enough power.

u mother fucker ill heman bitch slap you"OW" my girl gave me a heman bitch slap because i fuck her best mate, it through me across the room.

by devon smith March 18, 2004

shitty bitch slap

When you shit in your hand and you slap a bitch in the face!

"shut your damn mouth or I'll give you the shitty bitch slap"

by LWJL January 19, 2008

Scandinavian Bitch Slap

The act of one man ejaculating into another man's hand, then the man with jizz in his hand using it as lubrication to jerk off. After he cums in the same hand, he bitch slaps the other man in the face getting cum on him.

This act is only gay for the man getting slapped because he is the one getting a handful of spunk slapped around his cocksucker like a total faggot.

Boy #1: For my 14th birthday, my dad gave me a Scandinavian Bitch Slap.

Boy #2: Awesome! Did you suck his dick afterwards?

Boy #1: ......Yup I sure did!

by humorousabortionhahafaggot November 18, 2011

Bitch-Slap The Theremin

Euphemism for masturbation.

Steve likes to Bitchslap the Theremin, if you know what I mean...

by ham cannon November 18, 2003