Siri

Contact information for WHO!?

Hym "Contact information for WHO siri? If you want my contact information you have to get my brothers old phone number. I'm not Dr. Peepeestones so I don't have a secretary or anything to manage people trying to contact me.

by Hym Iam August 5, 2023

Are you siri?

Phrase uttered, when a situation is so ridiculous or bad that it makes you lose your marbles.

Dummy: I just spent all your money on marshmallows. You now own 100 metric tonnes of marshmallows

Me:...Are you siri?

by Cappy hamper July 17, 2025

Siri aphasia

When using voice dictation to send a text, the difference between what you say and what actually gets sent.

"Waltz rhyme are Uzi betting here?" What kind of Siri aphasia is that?

by sensei10 August 25, 2023

Siri

Your personal life slave who always jacks of to your instergram nudes she or he loves frosty the pedo and is very good at seeing certain types of porn

Siri motherfucker

by Barney the pedo November 18, 2018

thigh siri

When your thigh fat presses your iPhone home button activating Siri while in your pocket.

Today I was complaining about Becky and thanks to thigh siri it all ended as a Facebook status.

by Andytehunicorn May 24, 2017

Siri valli

A beautiful girl with spectacles. She says she has many friends but only likes 2 of them the most. Her voice makes you get out of a coffe shop. She's Cringe but cute.

Siri valli 's only friends are hasini and amartyan!

by Herobest06 June 6, 2022

siri

Your "personal assistant"
More like your personal ASS-istant.

Man: Hey, Siri, what's the scores for last nights game?
What it says: what the swords for mast knight's lame?
Man: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

by Urban Dictionary Demoman April 14, 2016